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Beyoncé Was Great At The Super Bowl & You Can Eat A Hot Cup of Smegma If You Think Otherwise

“Beyoncé Silences Doubters With Intensity at Halftime” may sound like a tweet from a devoted follower of The Church of Destiny’s Child, but it’s an actual headline on The New York Times website right now. Look, you can throw your shade all you want: “Madonna […]

Straight Guys Are Gay: Something Called “ManUp! Canada” And Their “Wiener Holder” Contest

Straight guys will do anything for LOLs. They will even wear Borat-type bodythongs and stuff as many cocktail weiners as they can in their pouches. I’m not sure there was even a prize for this competition. I think they maybe did it just cuz’ they […]