After a decent amount of hesitation, I was eventually convinced to give Fox’s new crime drama The Following a chance. Shows like this aren’t usually my cup of tea, so it was almost a given that I’d fall asleep in the first few minutes… Yet, […]
This question goes out to all of you, because let’s face it—some tops love getting fingered and some bottoms hate it. Generally, my stock response to the latter group tends to be that they’ve just never met the right finger… I tell them to hang […]
I’m fighting so hard to not compare Elli Ingram to fellow Brit-pop-soul singer Adele. I mean, it always drives me crazy when judges on reality TV shows like The Voice or American Idol look at a girl who isn’t a size zero and spurt out, […]
Hey everyone! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again, and I am here to tell you about Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero‘s new website Guys In Sweatpants! You might already be familiar with it… But did you know that they are relaunching it as a hardcore porn site, featuring […]
My younger brother once brought his entire fraternity pledge class home for a weekend, and I just happened to be visiting home as well. Ok, I totally planned it. Anyway, the majority of them were hot but (assuming they were straight) I held myself in […]
Let’s get ready to rumble! It’s time for another thrilling round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, the “Who Wore It Better?” of dicks up butts. This week, the dick in question belongs to Jimmy Durano, and the buttholes answering its primal call can be found between […]
Like the rest of you, the high point of the Superbowl for me (well, the high point of all the after coverage) was the oiled thighs of Calvin Klein’s newest superstar model Matthew Terry. Those legs! That 18-pack! You couldn’t really make out his face, […]
Today, we discovered that hairy, hung porn star Bravo Delta has a tendency to answer fans’ questions and post absurdly sexy self-portraits on Tumblr. There’s one series, in particular, beginning with the caption “This is what it would look like if I was bottoming” that got our […]
Well hullo MVP Joe Flacco! You just won the Superbowl! And what will you be doing to celebrate your victory? Going to Disneyworld? Screw that! You and the rest of your sexy-ass teammates should go directly to my bedroom. I will absolutely be your […]
“Big fucking cock” is no exaggeration. The bearded, tattooed daddy bear you see above is a total fiend for dick. You’re about to see him swallow a huge rod all the way down to the base, and while the quality of the clip may not […]
