What's up with news people and saying the word "fuck"? Last night Fox news anchor Ernie Arnastos told the weatherman to "keep fucking that chicken". Who knows what he was thinking when he said that. Maybe he has a thing for farm animals? I think […]
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A Music Video Actually Worth Celebrating
Though the official version of Madonna's "Celebration" video was packed with all been waiting for. It almost makes up for that shitty "Revolver" leak… – Dewitt To watch the fan-made video, follow the JUMP:
Last Night’s ANTM Made Me Want To Smass
How much do I love to hate Tyra Banks? Last night's episode of America's Next Top Model provided plenty of opportunities to do so, particularly thanks to Tyra coining the word "smise". It's intended to be an abbreviation of her popular "smile with your eyes" […]
BREAKING: Kanye West Is On MANHUNT
We're not even kidding. Kanye West is literally on MANHUNT. What would his girlfriend Amber Rose have to say about this? The stuff he's written on our site is so shocking that we can't even repost it here. I know you guys are probably curious, […]
Gay Penguins In Parks And Recreation’s Season Premiere
The first season of NBC's Parks and Recreation didn't too well in the ratings, so they've decided to ditch their tepid "pit" plot-line and take an entirely different approach. In the sophomore premiere tonight, Leslie Knope (played by Amy Poehler) will become a local gay […]
Just Say No To Toe Shoes
Though it might sound like it based on the name alone, Vibram Five Fingers are not a sex toy. They've apparently been around for years now, and have even been deemed one of the "Best Inventions of 2007" by TIME Magazine. We know Crocs are […]
Pierre Fitch’s Parties Are BYOTO
US residents just can't seem to make up their mind. First we blamed Canada, and then we threatened to move there on countless occasions. After seeing photos from gay porn star Pierre Fitch's Toronto party, I certainly wouldn't blame anyone for contemplating a relocation to […]
Doctor Queerlove: Looking For Love in Detroit
Hey Dr. Queerlove, I'm a young guy, (22) recent graduate. I work out and have a nice body. Told I'm cute. So, why can't I find a guy? When I was in school it was easy. Now I'm in a bigger city and it’s surprisingly […]
Mehcad Brooks Is More Than Just A Hot Piece of Ass
True Blood hottie Mehcad Brooks is more than just a hot body on a stick, he's also a defender of gay equality! I love it when we get both in one hottie, like Brad Pitt. Just like Mr. Pitt, Mehcad says he refuses to marry […]
Woof Alert: Jeff Saturday
It's tickles my pickle that Jeff Saturday helped the Indianapolis Colts beat the Chicago Bears in Super Bowl XLI. Why? Because he's such an adorable bear himself! Not only was he part of the Colts' second Super Bowl victory in NFL history, but he also […]

