Good morning, JJ Knight. I don’t think you get nearly enough work, and I find you to be just irrationally attractive from all angles. I’ll do my best to get this new Cockyboys scene with you and Ricky up today, but in the meantime, woof: […]
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We’re Still Tweaking It!
If you’ve popped into the site this week at all, you may have noticed that things don’t look quite like they have for the last six years. We’re in the middle of a total overhaul and while we’ve hit a few bumps in the road, […]
Jack Mackenroth is 47 MF’ing Years Old Somehow
We missed yet another hot guy (though I can’t say Big Dick since Mr. Mackenroth is very stingy with that side of things and I don’t know for sure) birthday this weekend and on April 29th, Jack Mackenroth turned 47. And a painting in an […]
You Had Me At “Dirty Sex Pig”
I still haven’t figured Stag Homme out from last week, but what I have definitely figured out from watching the full version of this Public Stags movie, is that whoever is cutting their trailers is not doing a good job. I said it. BAD JOB TRAILER […]
Morning Wood: May 1, 2016
Good morning, Keanu Neal, who I know nothing about except what it says in your wikipedia page (and OMFG am I really somehow almost TEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?! HOW??). Your big floppy football bulge is a Sunday morning inspiration: http://footballjockstraps.com/post/143174266921/keanu-neal IMHO, they […]
Fucking My Gym Trainer
You know what? I’m already overthinking it. Here’s the basics: Kevin Blaise (whose name I think is supposed to sound like “blaze” but I keep mentally pronouncing “blasé”) is cute and has a great ass and Jason Maddox is a bad “gym trainer” because […]
And Now, Free Rimming Lube
For me, one of the worst things about lube of any variety is that once it comes into play, stuff can’t go back in my mouth without some real commitment to gross lubemouth being all I can think about from that point forward. That sucks. […]
Huge Dicks: The Currency of the Future
This feels like a next-level Apple Pay commercial. Is your car stuck at the mechanic’s again?! Does your fat-ass’d mechanic, Derek Parker, keep saying it’s gonna be “another week,” but you need it sooner than that?! Then be sure you bring your Extra Big Dick […]
Morning Wood: April 29, 2016
Good morning, big swinging dick and balls for which I have no context or further information. I can’t stop laughing at this (or being jealous that I can’t clap like that): TGIF, guys. Good morning! – tyler
Do I Have a Crush On a Butt?
This BadPuppy solo clip starring Marek Polan (I don’t know either) is basically fine. It does all the stuff, and he’s nice to look at. But then he flips over and starts playing with this butt and… my jaw just dropped. I’m feeling ways about […]











