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Brian is a married, blond, 7-foot tall construction worker with a hairy chest and massive tree trunk thighs. Though he loves his wife dearly, there’s one big problem with their relationship—she never sucks his dick. A man has needs, after all! Rather than betray his […]

It’s no secret that Marcelo is our favorite model from The Guy Site. The hairy-chested, Italian muscle cub earned a place in our hearts by taking his clothes off in various creepy motels, and he earned an even bigger place in our hearts by occasionally […]

It blew my mind when I found out Eric York and human ottoman fucker Pete Finland are the same person. Admittedly, the connection should be obvious to anyone who has eyeballs and somewhat decent vision, but I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to visual […]

Seven of you were able to correctly identify Bo Dixon as the 6’4″ Paul Bunyan-esque bodybuilder who (regretfully) made his only hardcore gay sex appearance with Hot House. The film in question is the brilliantly-titled Paging Dr. Finger, which also stars Trevor Knight, Johnny Gunn, Vinnie D’Angelo, […]

Bisexual, tattooed Cyrus Vaughn is on the slimmer side of the Woof Alert spectrum. Some might call him an “otter”, while others might argue that he’s not hairy enough. As far as I’m concerned? FUCK THE LABELS! He’s a cute, normal guy with a beard. That’s […]

Tyler Reed reminds me of David Chase, only with a little more meat on his bones. I’m not sure if that comparison holds up beyond the fact that they’re both bald, scruffy and lightly hairy, but whatever the case, my affinity for David translates to an […]

At 6’3″, thirty-three years and 195 pounds, it’s nearly impossible to place Hot Older Male model Scratch within the gay lexicon. He’s too trim to be a bear or a cub, he’s not hairy enough to be an otter, and he’s far too alternative to […]

You met real-life couple Marco Bolt and Blake Randolph in the Maverick Men-directed clip “When Muscle Bears Attack“. With their powers combined, they tag-teamed smooth jock bottom Benny G until he couldn’t take anymore (and, trust us, he can take a whole lot). If you watched […]