Do people really prefer face pics over dick pics? We’re going to (attempt to) uncover the truth in today’s round of iPhone Wars, in which five sufficiently cute clothed men compete against five sufficiently hung naked men. Who will be victorious in the end? We […]
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Alexander Guerra’s Hot Bunnies
Fab.com sends me an e-mail everyday shilling their wares. And I want everything. Unfortunately, I’m only a gay hookup site blogger, and can’t afford that $3,000 nightstand made of Peruvian yak spit. Anyway, they’re selling the work of the above photographer. He’s Alexander Guerra and […]
I’m Still Team Edward, Y’all.
While you’re occupied with your Taylor Lautner bukkake party fantasies, I’ll be over here (mentally) fapping to these shots of wet hobo Robert Pattinson and wondering what’s wrong with my penis. Why the hell am I so attracted to this man? Is it just because […]
Taylor Lautner Bukkake Party
The actual context of this photo isn’t anywhere near as sexy. I’m warning you now! Do not, under any circumstances, visit this link! Just imagine for a second that a world exists where Taylor Lautner got coated in SO MUCH cum that he could barely […]
Money Shot: He’s All That
You know that scene in She’s All That where the dorky girl with glasses gets a makeover (in which they mostly just take off her glasses), and then she’s suddenly a TOTAL BABE? Yeah, um, The Guy Site‘s so-called “Cute Bear Next Door” J.T. reminds […]
Florence + The Machine: “Jackson” (MTV Unplugged)
Following in the footsteps of Eric Clapton, Nirvana and Lauryn Hill is certainly no easy feat, yet it’s safe to say that, within today’s current musical climate, Florence Welch is a perfect candidate for MTV’s Unplugged series. Not only does she possess the pipes to […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Wrapped/Unwrapped (Part II)
I’m going to get shit from several factions of our readership for this post, including but not limited to: a) People who don’t like when we post bareback porn, b) People who enjoy barebacking and use terms like “condom queen”, c) People who don’t like […]
Celebrity Skin: Thierre Di Castro
Sweet Jesus (and I’m not even religious)! This is model and now actor Thierre Di Castro. He had a role on Showtime’s Shameless, the show which has no problem with having their actors strip off and show the goods. Thierre has some serious goods. Try […]
Quickie: Maximus Thomas
Done! The week is over! Nothing will ever be able to top this picture. The man you see above is eighteen year-old, London-based model Maximus Thomas standing in the middle of the woods, wearing nothing but a hoodie and a pair of sneakers. There might […]
Would You Hit That?: Porn Star Gone Native
Recognize this burly fisherman? Maybe not. Dude has gone through quite a few changes. Maybe this helps? It’s true, this refugee from The Fishing Channel is ex-porn star Berke Banks. Apparently, Mr. Banks is no longer working in porn, and prefers even manlier pursuits (gay […]