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Can Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero do no wrong? Reports show that forty-three thousand squirting dicks have come to a consensus—these two are the best couple in the history of gay pornography. Another twenty-six thousand dicks were on the fence about this matter, until they […]

Gay Couple Suing Cuz’ Dickhead Baggage Handler Exhibited Their Dildo

My first thought after reading this story? “Ewww” at the “foul-smelling substance.” Second thought? They’re cute! Third ? It’s not right, but it’s ok that I feel the appropriate punishment for the fuckface that did this is to be exhibited naked on the baggage carousel […]