Can I make a confession? I really don’t like Halloween. Not that I don’t like candy or parties (I do!), but because I don’t really like getting dressed up in costumes. I stress out for weeks trying to come up with something that’s clever but […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Locker Room Studs, A-Z (II)
You might remember the last time we tackled the “Battle of The Locker Room Studs” theme on iPhone Wars. It wasn’t all too long ago, but we imagine nobody’s going to complain that we’ve rounded up twenty-six additional gym rats for a brand new round… […]
Secret Sex: Daniel Day-Lewis
I went to see The Master the other night. It was… good, mostly, although Joaquin Phoenix‘s acting seemed a little bit hammy at certain key moments. But that got me thinking about the leading men of other movies directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, and about […]
Jesse Jackman Is In A Sling, And There Go My Plans For The Rest of Today
Last night I had plans to go to bed early like a well-behaved person with a regular day job (as opposed to an underemployed and overly horny freelancer with a porn addiction). But that didn’t happen, thanks to Jesse Jackman‘s announcement on Twitter last night […]
An Open Love Letter To Luka Jones’ Taint
Dear Luka Jones‘ taint, Your may not know it yet, but you want to be licked by me. You were spectacular on NBC’s Best Friends Forever, until NBC decided to cancel that show in favor of such gems like Guys With Kids. Who knows? Maybe […]
That Salt & Pepper Sean Cody Model (Daniel) Is Fucking Someone Else, And I Can’t Control My Raging Boner.
Holy fucking scrotum waffle! Daniel, the star of my unnecessarily epic “Hot or Not: Going Gray” post, has been spotted banging yet another dude on Sean Cody. The lucky fellow is blond, bottom boy bitch Rich, who was sadly voted “least fuckable” in our Sean Cody […]
Usher: “Numb”
If you have (at least) half a brain cell in your head, you’ve realized by now that this post’s merely an excuse to share a shirtless picture of Usher. The R&B-pop star’s latest effort Looking 4 Myself was arguably hit or miss, ranging from outstanding […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Bottoms & Tops
This was a no-brainer! We were thrilled to hear that Randy Blue paired their new model Adrian Hart with site-favorite Derek Atlas. Of cource, as we stumbled onto their site to grab content for a post about the scene, we noticed something even more exciting—Matt Castro […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Craig (Again) In “Love Is The Devil”
The first time I ever saw Daniel Craig, which is to say the first time that I ever paused a DVD to jack off furiously to the sight of Daniel Craig, it was in the stylish and very entertaining thriller Cowboys and Aliens. HAHAHAHA, no […]
The Locker Room: Reggie Bush
It is REALLY, REALLY hard for me to post even briefly about Reggie Bush for “The Locker Room.” Do I think he’s hot? Oh yes. Do I think his beefy muscle bod is extremely enticing? Very much so. Do I think his 1000-watt grin and […]