Ben DeLaCreme Spoofs Bieber (And Horror Flicks) With Her Take On “Boyfriend”

It’s about time someone realized that benefits of a real-life Human Centipede. Seattle’s Ben DeLaCreme has given birth out of her fake vagina to this spoof of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” and it’s just in time for Halloween. In the clip, she stalks a cute hipster […]

Would You Hit That?: Paul Canon of Broke Straight Boys, An “Average” Random Ass Furry Twink Porn Newbie

Now, I don’t mean to beat a dead horse or anything, but writing about Spencer Reed‘s months-old “Is average the new HOT???” rant earlier today got me wondering… How in the hell do you categorize a “random ass furry twink porn newbie”? The words “furry” […]