The Ass Tunnel Plug is exactly what it sounds like—a butt plug with a hollow center that turns your ass into, well, a tunnel of sorts. You might remember when I brought it up in my “10 Ways To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom” […]
Tracey Thorn: “Joy”
Everything But The Girl‘s Tracey Thorn has achieved the impossible. She has created a modern, original Christmas song that I don’t actually hate! “Joy” is the lead single from Thorn’s holiday project Tinsel and Lights. I’d say it almost feels like a companion track for Joni […]
Santa Came Early: Nick Sterling’s Jockstrap Fuck
Jingle my fucking balls! Nick Sterling is back on Randy Blue again, and his ass is looking bigger, better and even more fuckable. If you’re a fan of meaty cheeks, jockstraps, rimjobs and muscle dudes, then you might want to take off your pants (immediately) […]
Quickie: Chase Hostler
Prepare for blue balls. Because you’re not seeing that cock, or even a full-on shot of Chase Hostler’s famously luscious ass. It’s ok. Any amount of nearly nude Chase in our face is good enough for us. He can be sorta naked or even in […]
Celebrity Skin: Patrick Warburton’s Dick
You know him as Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement, David Puddy from Seinfeld or the voice of Joe Swanson on Family Guy… But do you know what his penis looks like? Beefy, hirsute actor Patrick Warburton bared all in the 2005 film The Civilization of […]
Coming Distractions: Mark Wahlberg In “Pain & Gain”
Promise? Mark Wahlberg is a fucking hot quandry on two legs for me. He comes off as just an immense dick, but he’s so HAWT. Ugh, it’s the Tim Tebow conundrum. Your penis is a betrayer! Marky Mark and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are two […]
Jake Genesis Has The Coolest Mom Ever
“His mother must be proud” is the type of snarky thing someone would write in the comments section of a gay porn blog. It’s said in jest, usually accompanied by a mean-spirited “lol”, with the implication that the performer’s parents would not approve that their […]
Merry Christmas, The Santa Speedo Run Happened Again This Year
Fuuuucccckkkk. Look at that piece. Damn. All muscled yet lean. Good face. Got a bulge. And this happened in my town! The Santa Speedo Run for charity has become a Boston event. A bunch of Bostonian boys (and there’s some girls but we like looking […]
Kodi: A Moment of Gay Porn Reflection
Today I’ve decided to examine my bizarre obsession with Broke Straight Boys model Kodi. The site recently referred to him as a “fan favorite”, so perhaps my obsession isn’t that bizarre after all! Nevertheless, I’ve written about this kid at least eleven times this year, […]
Emeli Sandé: “Clown”
Emeli Sandé‘s debut album Our Version of Events went triple platinum overseas, boasting two top ten UK singles “Heaven” and “Next To Me“. It baffles me to this day that she hasn’t crossed over stateside a la Ellie Goulding or Adele, but on the other […]