Hi, you guys! It’s Dewitt’s Dick. You might remember me from my posts about Josh Long and the greatest film of all time Men In Sand. Today I am here to talk about Josh Long again, because I just heard a rumor from Dewitt’s brain that […]
Underwear Drawer: Jor And The Unknown Male Model
“Jor” sounds like a gay barbarian. In actuality, it’s a new underwear and swimwear line from Gigo. There’s nothing wrong with this post, except for the fact that I can’t find this beautiful bastard’s name! Homotrophy originally hosted these pics and they don’t name him! […]
Bradley Cooper Has 5 Nipples. Wanna See Em’?
Bradley Cooper was on Ellen promoting that flick about mentally ill people with the Hunger Games biddy, and he took the opportunity to show Ellen his extra nipples. This is stupid and fake (although the 3rd one looks kinda real – maybe that one is?) […]
Jeff Joslin Is An (Actual) DILF
The silver fox you see above is Jeff Joslin, the father of Justice Joslin. You might be more familiar with Justice as the current title-holder for “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. After doing some research (and receiving a tip from a glorious reader), we’ve come […]
Who Would You Rather?: Chris Pratt Edition
Perhaps you saw the clip of Chris Pratt on Conan, posing in his boxer-briefs and showing off how ripped he got for his role as a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty. It was a weird moment for me because my first reaction was “Whoa, hot!”… Then I […]
Fantasia: “Lose To Win”
Go ahead! Clown Fantasia Barrino for whatever you want—her romantic life, her literacy, her questionable fashion choices or the mere fact that she’s not as successful as fellow American Idol winners Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood. At the end of the day, she’s still a […]
The Ten: Justice Joslin Comes Out On Top
If you like your men lean and fuzzy, then you’ll be happy to know that Justice Joslin and Arnaud Dehaynin have snagged the top two spots on The Ten. The scathingly hot duo have proven that size doesn’t (necessarily) matter, as they dominate Bel Ami model […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
sergio_mad is on Manhunt. But you bitches need to back up, because I’m all over his ruddy self. THE RUD IS MINE. Putting together the “Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week” post every week reminds me of Christmas when I was a kid. […]
Vinny Castillo: 2012′s Most Boner-Worthy Straight Guy
Judging from the popularity of this beloved series and the search engine phrase “Cody Cummings bottoming“, the majority of you only want to see straight guys if they’re doing gay things. Now, I’m with you for the most part, but there was one HUGE exception […]
Quickie: Jake Andrews
You’ve already seen Jake Andrews butt naked and doing dirty things with other men. Why should you get pumped about seeing him model swimwear, undies and jockstraps in a fashion spread for Andrew Christian? Um, I’ll tell you why! Because he’s ridiculously hot. Not to mention, there’s […]