Imagine shoving an entire Red Bull can up your ass. That’s what it’d be like to get fucked by XTube user thickestdck, who regularly posts homemade videos of himself and his tiny, anally-gifted boyfriend. You’ve got to give major props to the bottom in this […]
Here’s How The Male Models of ANTM Performed In Their First Photo Shoot
Yesterday, we posted the first few polaroids of the male contestants for Cycle 20 of America’s Next Top Model, and a composite of your responses would sound something like—“They are all sort of terrifying, with the major exception of Don.” Well, get ready to (maybe) […]
Flipping Out: Connor Patricks & Duncan Black
Is it too late to nominate Connor Patricks and Duncan Black for every single Academy Award ever, based on their expert acting performances in My Husband Is Gay‘s soon-to-be classic film “BUDDY BONERS NEED SOME ATTENTION!”? Sure, the Oscars are this weekend, but Hugh Jackman, Bradley […]
Celebrity Skin: Stephen Amell’s Butt
Every single gay man on the internet (all of them!) was abuzz this week when they realized that Arrow star Stephen Amell did a nude scene for a 2005 episode of Dante’s Cove… To which we say, where the fuck have you been for the past […]
Flashback Friday: Steve Kelso (II)
There isn’t much I can say about hirsute COLT pin-up model Steve Kelso that wasn’t already covered right here in his first Flashback Friday entry. Blah, blah, blah! There was this one time that I saw him at a bar in New Jersey, and I was […]
Brendan Maclean: “Stupid”
Now that we’re a healthy week’s distance from Valentine’s Day, it seems like the perfect time to put down the cans of frosting at 2AM and attempt to transfer focus to a less physically detrimental form of therapy. Namely, musical. Remember last year, when Australian […]
The Ten: Evan Wadle Is The Sexiest Man of The Moment
It’s incredible how quickly you’ll all turn on someone! Just last week, gay porn star Jimmy Fanz grabbed the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, and now he’s been knocked off the countdown entirely by male model Evan Wadle. We can only imagine that […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Vinnie Mark
I’ve been sitting on a bunch of dicks that should be included in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, to the point that it seemed silly to wait until the weekend to share them with you. Vinnie Mark is a supposedly straight guy with eight throbbing […]
Quickie: Sebastian Lysén
Lest you think that I am only capable of writing about beefy beardos and dom daddy types, I present to you one of the hottest faces I have seen so far in my three hours of staring at men on the internet this morning. His […]
Twink Tank: Roman Daniels
So much of my time is spent talking about “boy sluts” and “boy pussies” in the Twink Tank series, it’s easy to forget that some young guys are legitimately good tops. Roman Daniels caught my eye with his commanding presence in this scene from Helix […]











