Admittedly, the hair is douchey. Try to imagine them with better hair. They don’t seem like douches personally, though. That could be because they have hot accents and I want to eat their asses. It’s the Harrison Twins. They’re British bodybuilders who model. Have you […]
Sean Cody’s Daniel ALSO Just Lost His Butt Virginity
“Oh, I wanna be someone’s bitch,” the salt-and-pepper god known as Daniel casually states in an interview with Sean Cody. “It would be my first time bottoming in the world, in the history.” Here’s the thing! If you don’t have a raging erection at this […]
Underwear Drawer: Greg Homme’s “One Night Stand”
Greg Homme’s back with another sexy underwear ad. All this dude wants to do is hang out in his skivvies with a cocktail, and then he has to straighten up so he can get laid. They need to start using more light in these ads, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Alex Gibson
Foreskin is the hot new look this season! If you were circumcised at birth, then I regret to inform you that you are not trendy enough to put in my mouth… Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? I’ll suck pretty much any dick that’s […]
This Week’s TV Crush: Parker Young
I don’t watch Suburgatory. I know Jeremy Sisto’s in it, and he’s stocky hot. Otherwise, it means little to me. I hope I didn’t miss this Parker Young dude rebelling against ABC’s Standards & Practices Dept. by twirling his cock or something. He did an […]
These Cock Tease Pics Are An Actual Cock Tease.
This morning, I woke up feeling rejuvenated, as I floated delicately out of my door to rush over to Manhunt headquarters and write about Jesse Santana and Trenton Ducati showcasing their incomparable versatility. My dick fought against my waistband on the commuter rail, while visions […]
Would You Hit That?: Rob Delaney
Rob Delaney is a straight, married comedian whose been known to tell jokes about butt sex, farting and soap dispensers jizzing on his face. You might know him from Twitter, where many a gay man has followed him just to have an excuse to stare […]
Twink Tank: Sam Santi & Rudy Valentino
Everything is just so “pretty” about this scene between Sam Santi and Rudy Valentino! If either of these boys hit me up on Manhunt, there’s a decent chance that I’d politely decline their advances… But that would be my loss! Before I even got a […]
Iron & Wine: “Joy”
Oh hey! Iron & Wine‘s fifth full-length album Ghost On Ghost came out earlier this week. This time around, Sam Beam (pictured above) took a jazzy, laid-back approach for his new material, resulting in a collection of songs perfect for rainy summer days or recovering […]
“Why Don’t You Get Over Here and Suck My Dick?”
I have waited so long for those ten magical words to emerge from Colby Jansen‘s mouth! Unfortunately, he isn’t saying them to me or my potentially obsessive co-blogger. He’s blurting them out to Rod Daily in an entirely fictitious scene about a butt dial gone […]











