Guy Feldman is absolutely stunning. This would normally be the part of the post where we offer a halfhearted apology about the lack of pics, but screw that, we’re not going to say “sorry” when it’s blatantly clear that you’ll be jerking off to these […]
Abel didn’t tell his girlfriend that he was going to jerk off and show off his butt cheeks on a gay porn site. He wanted to get enough money to make a down payment on a house, and obviously, the only choice he had was […]
Ah, it’s that time of year when the plebes (freshmen) at the Annapolis Naval Academy in Maryland celebrate the end of their plebe-dom by climbing up a big greasy pole. It’s the Herndon Monument Climb, and it first started being recorded in 1959. The well-built […]
Well, fuck me gently with a super-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump Anal Plug and call me a doctor when you’re done! It looks like I might have to retract my statement about Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz being “2013’s Most Aesthetically Pleasing Scene Partners“. […]
Question! If this is the second post I’ve written about turtle dicks within a one-month period, will I still have a job tomorrow morning? I’m willing to risk it, because James Unsworth‘s book Ninja Turtle Sex Museum is so deliciously strange that I couldn’t resist […]
“I’m an ass guy, what can I say?” These eight magical words from Corbin Fisher‘s Brant have lingered in my mind since his debut on the site. At the time, he was referring to how he fantasized about doing “fucking a girl in the ass” to […]
These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can […]
Drop everything else and pick up your dick! There’s a threeway that demands your masturbational attention, and you should be watching it and touching yourself as soon as humanly possible. Let me ask, do the names David Anthony, Hunter Marx and Jessie Colter mean anything […]
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]
Byron Kelleher is a pro rugger from New Zealand who plays for the Stade Français team. You might recall him from last week’s “Gay Ass Gossip”. He’s supposedly drillin’ the very-married Princess of Monaco! Byron’s Wikipedia entry notes that he fucks porn stars, and is […]
