“I think the gender roles are pretty clear. I’m the fucking boss and those two homos have to do what I say.” She’s joking. I think. If not, I am totally moist in my panty area. I have a HUGE crush on San Francisco’s Darling […]
Oral Only: JR Bronson & Dolan Wolf
This is the most terrible yet wonderful Oral Only post we’ve ever written. On one hand, JR Bronson and Dolan Wolf look incredible in their scene together for COLT‘s Muscle Ridge. The problem is, they look so damn good that I’m disappointed this wasn’t a […]
I Wanna Make Cody Belew Say “OH” With My Dick Up His Butt.
It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Cody Belew is the sexiest contestant to ever appear on The Voice, and Josiah Hawley can sit his pretty boy ass down on a giant dildo called obscurity. The bearded, gyrating country boy stole my heart (and […]
Are You More (Or Less) Turned On By Sex With A Straight Guy?
In this particular Sean Cody video, Morgan seems overly excited that he’s going to get fucked by a straight guy. We don’t blame him for wanting Hunter‘s dick inside of him or anything. It’s just that, well, does it really matter if he identifies as […]
Three’s Company: Johnny Rapid, Colby Jansen & Ryan Rockford
I’m a sucker for a good coach/player fantasy. So far this year, I’ve been sent into an erotic frenzy watching Ian Levine blow Kellan Parker‘s whistle, Coach Fokker bottom for his whole team, Bubba tell his coach about his “pussy”, Coach Bronson‘s changing stall surprise […]
Quickie: Walker Blanco
Walker Blanco is a hot young model from Florida, who was discovered after his Mom sent his picture in to Wilhemina Models. He has the name of the villain on a soap opera and looks like paradise. Know what the drawback is to writing about […]
Flipping Out: Logan Vaughn
Let’s not kid ourselves! In 2013, Logan Vaughn will go down in gay porn history as one of the hottest muscle bottom bitches. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is operating under the delusion that he’ll take the top prize as this year’s Flip-Fucker of The […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Jesse Lee Soffer
The freckles! The alabaster skin! The lanky goodness of a soulful television actor! Jesse Lee Soffer began his career playing Bobby in the Brady Bunch movies and grew up all hot. After a career in soaps, he graduated to TV. Soffer landed the plum role […]
“Twelve Fucks And A Funeral” Continues With A Massive Gangbang
Adam Herst sure knows how to mourn his dead lover. The anally-gifted gay porn star bends over and throws up his meaty thighs for a large group of men in the second episode of Twelve Fucks and A Funeral, as they gather to cope with […]
Justin King, Dario Beck, and Jasun Mark Have A Kiki
“Let’s Have A Kiki” by Scissor Sisters is so old that it’s almost new again [ed. note – I’m being kind]. Therefore, porn dudes Justin King, Dario Beck, and Jasun Mark get a pass for their car party lip dub of our latest gay anthem. […]











