With his massive thighs, insanely pretty pink pucker and enthusiastic bottoming performances, Jaxton Wheeler has been driving ass enthusiasts wild with his recent work for gay porn site MEN.COM. For his latest release, this versatile, openly bisexual slab of beef teamed up with Colby Jansen […]
The Ten: Paul Wagner Dominates Everyone So Hard That Their Butts Must Be Sore
I’m still baffled that, these days, Paul Wagner isn’t doing more onscreen work in the gay porn industry. There’s no shortage of men (or women) who want to see him naked, as proven by this past round’s results for The Ten. Wagner took in nearly […]
The Amateur Hour: 61 Fuzzy Asses & Bushy Pubes From Natural Guys
I’ll never subscribe to the notion that natural body hair’s the only way to go, but damnit, I’m not going to act like my dick doesn’t immediately spring to attention at the sight of a thick bush or an ass so furry that you practically need […]
Take The Cup-A-Dick Challenge, Win Free Frat Boy Porn!
Hey, bro, wanna win some free, raunchy college dude porn just for putting a cup on your dick? Fuck yeah, you do! As your wing-man, I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you that this slutty-ass blog I read is running a contest where you […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Gorgeous Muscle Jocks of Sean Cody
Big dicks, hungry holes and chiseled bodies! Oh my? This might be the laziest Fuck Vs. Fuck post I’ve ever written, but it’s coming your way for the following reasons—1) I’ve been neglecting Sean Cody after covering them non-stop for several weeks, 2) They’ve released a […]
Hot or Not: Flannel Shirts
At the risk of letting my bias steer this conversation, I’m just going to put it out there that I have a huge, inexplicable boner for flannel shirts. It might be a residual effect of having lived through the nineties grunge era, or it could […]
Amazing Grace: My Erotic, Role-Reversing Sexual Congress With Nancy Grace
I get a lot of fan mail asking, “Daddy Mayonnaise, have you ever had sex with a woman?” This is a very common question asked of gay men, and the answer, up until last week, was no. The thought had always intrigued me, and it […]
Celebrity Skin: Dan Osborne Naked
Dan Osborne might not be much of a name on this side of the pond, but you might know him as “that guy who hypnotized Tom Daley with his bulge“ on Splash! (the British version of the international celebrity diving competition franchise). Considering he was […]
Everything Butt: JJ Swift
There’s really no debate about this—JJ Swift‘s ass is out of this world. We can understand why modern-day gay porn legend Austin Wilde was so eager to flirt his way into this guy’s hole, and if you happened to miss the pair’s live cam show […]
Drawn To You: The Self Portraits & Illustrations of Italian Cub LTTLSLR
Italian cub Giovanni Dionisi has developed quite a following in the Tumblr community for his revealing self-portraits, colorful collages and a variety of linear illustrations of bearded, hairy and/or inked men. When I saw his work on Sissydude, I became so intrigued that I immediately […]











