This is… Confusing. The New York Times yesterday published an article called “Internet Porn Nearly Ruined His Life. Now He Wants to Help,” and then confusingly placed it in the the Men’s Style section. This profile of Alexander Rhodes, chromic masturbator and former google […]
Glory Hole Fail.
Deviant Otter Should Know Better! A couple months ago I had this whole tirade against the hole in the board masquerading as a glory hole and literally everyone I talked to agreed that it did not pass glory hole muster. And now I get an […]
Quickie: “Laundry Today or Naked Tomorrow”
With future superstar, Mike Maverick! This one is pretty straightforward (especially compared to all the story in this and this): Dennis West came to fix Mike Maverick‘s washer and dryer, Mike has apparently let the washer be broken for so long that he’s reduced […]
Late Run: RESOLVED!
It’s so fucking delicious. You know, I should have just known in my bones that these dudes would be Brazilian when I posted this last night. I don’t know wtf happens down there, but perfect, round, plump asses, glorious, tan, cafe latte colored skin, […]
Tarzan (or Why You Shouldn’t Fuck In the Jungle)
Seriously. It’s the JUNGLE. Everything is filthy. This one is a lot of story before they get to the parts where Luke Adams and Colton Grey do stuff with their dicks. So buck up and ride the wave: Stranded ashore a lush tropical island, […]
Captain America: XXX | Part 2
Black Panther’s suit is REALLY ergonomically designed. I’ve decided the way I’m gonna make myself like the Captain America:XXX series is by ignoring all the parts about Captain America and just focus on the dicks. And that’s turned out to be more complicated than […]
Late Run: Drool-Worthy Latin Dick
Totally epic penis. This is another one of those “I don’t know anything about this” videos since the source tumblr that prepped this clip and uploaded it is now mysteriously gone. But I been watching this dick bounce all day long and I’m officially […]
Captain America: XXX | Part 1
I’ll be talking to my therapist about this one. So this came out before the long weekend we just had and even though I posted about it here last week, I then proceeded to forget about it entirely. And now that I’ve watched it, […]
Damnit! This was a PERFECT holiday scene!
DAMNIT! I’m always glad to give you guys full length stuff to watch (I know how frustrating trailers are) but this would have been the perfect thing to post yesterday, if only I’d seen it in time! Maybe it’s never too late. Â Here’s the […]
Happy 4th Of July!
And if you’re not reading this in America today, Happy Regular July 4th! Posting will resume tomorrow, at our normal clip. Today, I’m gonna go see some boys in swimsuits, and watch some fireworks. If you aren’t, or you already did, here’s something else […]











