Pardon me while I cry into my cum-stained jockstrap. You fucking motherfuckers (who I adore with all of my heart and soul) voted off my ginger man-crush Seth Fornea (who I adore with all of my heart, soul and dick) from The Ten, our weekly […]
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The Ten: Julian Gabriel Hernandez Takes Over
Pretty boys everywhere, rejoice! You may now emerge from your pristine man-caves and show your gorgeous faces in public again. After a dark era of handsome, hairy men earning the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, male model Julian Gabriel Hernandez has snatched the […]
Who Would You Rather?: A-Team Edition
You may have heard that a revamp of ’80s television show The A-Team opens in theaters this weekend. You may have even bitched and moaned about how this was the most unnecessary piece of crap that Hollywood could ever come up with. But have you decided which […]