Allen Silver, Rob Gronkowski and Sean Cody‘s Markus are the latest survivors of The Ten, as the three men join Ben Cohen and current champion Julian Gabriel Hernandez in the hopes of becoming the “Papaballsiest Man of The Moment”. This is Julian’s fourth consecutive round on […]
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The Ten: Julian Gabriel Hernandez Continues To Slay All of Your Faves, Haters Receive Invitation To “Stay Mad”
You don’t even know how difficult it was to choose five new contenders for The Ten, our weekly countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment”. In order to cater to your interests and provide a somewhat decent variety of options, we had to pass […]
The Ten: Why, Oh Why, Did You Vote Off Seth Fornea?
Pardon me while I cry into my cum-stained jockstrap. You fucking motherfuckers (who I adore with all of my heart and soul) voted off my ginger man-crush Seth Fornea (who I adore with all of my heart, soul and dick) from The Ten, our weekly […]
I Masturbated To This Over The Weekend.
Malpractice is a movie about Dean Flynn fucking Ty Roderick upside-down, all whilst Ty licks his own dick and eventually shoots a huge, magnificent load all over his face. There might have been additional plot elements, but that’s all I noticed over the weekend when […]
Popular Demand: The Week Anderson Cooper, Frank Ocean & (Basically) The Whole World Came Out
Somewhere between masturbating to Nate Karlton and definitely-not-masturbating to Ryota Sato, we took some time last week to acknowledge that Anderson Cooper and Frank Ocean came out of the closet. One of these announcements was a welcome surprise. The other was Anderson Cooper coming out […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Nate Karlton Looking Absurdly Sexy In (And Out Of) Uniform
I’m sorry! I really shouldn’t have used this image as the opening shot for today’s Cock Buffet. I mean, it’s okay if you’d already splooged all over yourself uncontrollably. Nate Karlton has that effect on people, and it’s only going to get worst once you […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Jessie Colter’s VERY Loud Moans (And Charlie Harding’s Big Ol’ Cock)
I still feel the need to apologize for the absence of last Saturday’s Cock Buffet column. Even though I had a perfectly good reason for being out of the office, it’s common knowledge that I take my job as a masturbation enabler very seriously. It […]