I know, I’m thirsty but GayHoopla’s Kyle Holmes looks like he might have been in the running for “Porn Boy Scout of The Year.” I have no idea what that means but you’re picking up what I’m putting down. THE ASS ON THIS ONE. Click […]
The next best thing besides full-on nudity? SPANDEX. Well, jockstraps, and then spandex! You can evvverryyyttthhhiiinnggg. That’s why singlets are such a delightful garment. Dudes filling out that stretchy spandex, showing off their bulges and butts. And the legs and arms are uncovered, so you […]
Adrian Monroe’s body looks like it was sculpted by Michelangelo (way bigger schlong than the David, though). Muscles in ALL the right places, and a substantial cock to play with. Which he does – voraciously. And he seems so eager to place, with the big, […]
One indicator that a scene is going to be good is when even the KISSING at the BEGINNING makes my dick twitch. Gay Hoopla’s Blake Jackson and Sean Costin go together like anal and lube! Sean Costin’s body is sssiiccckkk. It’s almost distracting! Remember what […]
It’s COLD AS FUCK here in Boston today. Holy…I began crying from the pain while walking from the subway station to my office AND MY TEARS FROZE ON MY FACE LIKE SALTY DIAMONDS. We need a mass-warming up. What better way to do it then […]
I definitely need to give Gay Hoopla an apology beej for neglecting to post about them for so long (But I don’t seem to be receiving a promo e-mail every week. That would have helped, fellas). The men on there are BEYOOTEEFULL. Forrest Marks, Jason […]
Cuz’ Derek Jones and Collin Simpson are…say it with me…HAWT. Collin Simpson’s got DONK and Derek Jones has a donk-seeking cock that finds its target and PLUNGES in. These dudes have CHEMISTRY. And bubble butts. And, to my delight, Derek Jones suddenly gets on his […]
Let’s get into some asses! Some hams! Buttcheeks, buns, and cakes! Big asses in your face! My favorite part of any man. It’s hard sometimes being a butt man. Everyone’s always raving about cock – size, length, girth, staying power! No one wants to talk […]
A group just does it better. Ok so I told you guys yesterday that Naked Sword is as cheap as it’s ever been (and will likely ever get), and for life. So I wanted to reinforce how nuts that offer is by showing you their […]
Seriously. This doesn’t seem ok. I only came across Lorenzo Joseph by accident, but I signed up for a Gay Hoopla account tonight just because of him. These gifs were all the sales pitch I needed: I’m still totally floored that this […]
