You might have thought that Bel Ami blew the biggest wads they could blow with legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston‘s comeback and the epic 24-man orgy they released in 2013. It turns out they still have at least one big trick up their sleeve, and it involves […]
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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Jizzy Holes & Well-Endowed Boys Of Bel Ami
“You should have seen this cumming!” That’s how I would have started this piece if I were a slightly cheesier gay smut curator. You see, this play on words is particularly clever, because “coming” has been replaced with the ejaculatory slang “cumming”. It’s also rather […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By 12 Days of Dick Lust
There was going to be a solid, consistent holiday theme on today’s edition of The Cock Buffet, until I remembered how much I fucking loathe Christmas porn (except for this one). Instead, you’re getting a vaguely-related seasonal title and Woody Fox‘s dick with a pretty […]
Here Are All The Dicks, Loads & Cum-Hungry Sluts You’re Missing On Bel Ami!
So, um, why aren’t we making a bigger deal about the fact that Bel Ami‘s releasing 30 new hardcore scenes this month? If you’re the type who likes ’em young, hung and covered in cum, then screw everyone else on your holiday list and treat […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Colby Keller Traveling Through Time For Hot Sex
The first chapter of “Sex Traveler“—a new series from MEN.COM starring Colby Keller—follows our brave hero as he travels to the future to get fucked on a spaceship by Billy Santoro. Inspired by this theme, we thought we’d give you a glimpse into the future in today’s edition […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Double Penetration (Again)
This is the second time The Cock Buffet is brought to you by double penetration, mostly because we’ll never cease being amazed that anyone’s butt can stretch wide enough to accommodate two rock hard dicks. Maybe we need to get out more? I mean, are […]
Twink Tank: Misha Akunin
Do not be alarmed! Do not adjust your computer screens! And, perhaps most importantly, do not put your dicks back into your pants! This is an emergency edition of our Twink Tank series, brought to you by my extreme desire to slam the living daylights […]
One Direction: “Kiss You”
Remember that feeling you had when you first heard “Party In The USA” and silently hated yourself for enjoying a song by Miley Cyrus? You’re about to feel that way about One Direction (if you weren’t already a fan of the boy band prior to […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Kris Evans Saving A Horse, Riding A Mick Lovell (Then Having An Orgy)
We’ve truly outdone ourselves with today’s edition of The Cock Buffet. Not only are there twenty gay porn scenes for your masturbational pleasure, but a few clicks here and there will lead you to a wide variety of bonus content. More dick! More ass! More […]
Have You Ever: Been Stuffed In Both Ends?
It’s okay if you didn’t have much to say about ghost sex or anal bleaching. Today’s edition of Have You Ever deals with a topic that’s practically commonplace for our horny, dick-loving readership… Yup! I’m talking about a good, old-fashioned ménage à trois. If you’ve […]