Have you ever wondered what a judge wears under his robe? Apparently, in Oklahoma, there's nothing, unless of course you count the penis pump. Donald D. Thompson has been officially disbarred for stroking off during trials, or as the court said: "displaying a complete ab-dick-ation […]
Colorize Your Frames By Ray Ban
Ray Ban is releasing the "Colorize" kit that includes paint markers and stencils to customize your sunglasses and complete that unique look of yours. – Bumble Bee
Jim Carrey’s Top Ten List
Check out Jim Carrey reading the Top Ten List on the Late Show with David Letterman. I recommend watching ’till the end, let’s just say you get to see Larry King in a bathtub and doing naughty hand gestures you probably never wanted to see! […]
Westboro Church’s Christmas Greeting
The lovely Westboro Baptist Church has sent out their Christmas greeting to the children of America. As expected, it's hate filled and down right creepy. Their re-write of the classic "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" includes such wonderful lyrics as "Don't leave your kid […]
Kelly Clarkson to Make a Comeback?
Kelly Clarkson is preparing to release her new album sometime in the first half of next year. After her last album, My December, flopped and was harshly reviewed by critics, it seems like Kelly has learned from her mistakes. Kelly's next single is titled "Life […]
RuPaul As Barack And Michelle Obama
RuPaul sent out a holiday card dressed both as President Elect Barack Obama and his wife First Lady Elect Michelle Obama to promote her upcoming LOGO reality show
Kanye West To Enter Fashion World
It's been reported that Kanye West is ready to take over the fashion world and will be moving to London soon to pursue his career. He's hoping to get an internship gig at the Louis Vuitton headquarters in London. Kanye says, “I’m going to go […]
Melissa Etheridge vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck On Prop. 8
Melissa Etheridge dropped by The View yesterday and got into a debate with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck over Proposition 8. Things got a bit heated so co-host Sherri Shepherd interrupted the two and calmed them down. I completely agree with Melissa that the issue is about […]
Clay Aiken Wants Baby #2
Clay Aiken is looking to become a 'gay dad' once again. His sperm is supposedly frozen and his baby mama, producer Jaymes Foster, is getting ready to impregnate herself and pop another one out for Clay! Wow, that's a good friend, two kids in the […]
New Speedo is too Speedy!
The Speedo LZR Racer is faster than a flaming bullet! In just six weeks, 15 world records have been broken by swimmers sporting the space age Speedo. Yes, space age. Seriously. NASA had a hand in developing the garment which is scientifically designed to reduce […]