Did you know that sixteen year-olds can legally be employed as strippers in Rhode Island? We didn't. Apparently that's the states legal age of consent, making it perfectly legal for underage boys (and girls) to take off their clothes for money. Gross! I don't know […]
Who Would You Rather?: Jesse Metcalfe Edition
Remember that guy who played the sexy gardener on Desperate Housewives? Even though he wasn't much of an actor, Jesse Metcalfe was definitely a fine piece of ass. But does he still got it? Splash News recently captured the actor on film, and it looks like […]
It’s Getting Hot In Here, So Cum On All The Roads
This screen grab of a typo may be a few years old, but we began pondering upon it when it popped into our inbox. What would events would have to transpire to lead to the scenario of "firefighters to deal with not just the fire […]
Aural Only: Sally Shapiro
A love story between a goldfish and a whale? Sounds like as much trouble as a skeletal twink and a 350-pound bear trying to get it on, but it’s cute that these two make it work by the end. We’re very tempted to make an […]
Celebrity Skin: Mark Ruffalo
Raise your hand if you'd like to see Brad Pitt naked. Well, go back to our last Edilson Nascimento), I thought we'd shine the spotlight on my personal boner-crush. I didn't pay much attention to Ruffalo until he had an underwear dance party with Kirsten […]
Fire Crotches: Much Hotter Sans Lindsay Lohan
Do I have a thing for redheads? I wouldn’t have ever thought so until I saw Carter from Chaos Men. All of a sudden, he’s got me dreaming about a sandwich fuck with the Weasley twins. From his thick cock to his pale doughboy ass, […]
Geek Out: An Online Physics Game
Think you have mad logical skills? Then you should try playing Red Remover, the online physics game. I know it may sound pretty boring, but it’s actually ridiculously addictive. I wound up completing all forty levels, and now I’m wondering if it’d be worth it […]
One Step Closer Towards Passing Hate Crimes Legislation
Last week, the US Senate has voted to strip the bill of that funding, making it much more likely that Obama will sign the bill. They'll be voting tomorrow about removing another unrelated amendment, which would permit gun owners to carry weapons across state lines. […]
Madea Sends Kids To Disney World
Remember how a handful of children were going to Disney World. You can say what you want about the guy (I'm looking at you Sebbybear), but his heart is definitely in the right place. The club still insists that this "was not about race but […]
So Jealous Of This Japanese Girl
Ever since not-so-secret crush on Daniel Radcliffe, my love has been growing deeper every day for this silly Harry Potter twink. Even though he's not your typical Hollywood heartthrob, there's something undeniably charming about his presence. Check out this adorable interview he did with a Japanese […]