When you think of embroidery, you probably don’t think of penises. Your mind envisions a bunch of old ladies sitting in rocking chairs, stitching patterns of kittens and cutesy shit for their grandchildren. Not exactly the most boner-inducing imagery, eh? Enter MAN JUNK, your one-stop […]
What’s Jesse Santana Doing To Trent Locke’s Butthole?
If you can’t tell from the smug and thoroughly satisfied expression on Trent Locke‘s face, the correct answer to the question posed above is “drilling him with his rather large cock”. This makes us very happy. In fact, we’re pretty sure we’ll be donning a […]
Celebrity Skin: Kevin Zegers
First off, if you’ve never seen Transamerica – check it out. It’s a slice-of-life tale of a male to female transsexual driving cross-country with her juvie son. The problem (one of them) is that the delinquent (played by floppy-haired cutie Kevin Zegers) doesn’t know that […]
Quickie: Rick Fisher
When bad art direction happens to hot guys. Rick Fisher is a lean, mean male model machine. He’s what Michael Fassbender would look like if he were a Speedo model instead of Magneto. While Rick is definitely hotsy, what’s going on around him in this […]
Would You Hit That?: Marc Anthony
Marc Anthony has been ALL through the Hollywood gossip pipeline lately . He has split with his ultra-famous wife Jennifer Lopez and is now working to dispel rumors that he had his dick in everyone – from Jada Pinkett-Smith to various flight attendants. As I […]
Transman Wows Em’ On The X Factor
This is one of those clips that gave me the happy chills. Paige Elliot Phoenix, 35, is a female-to-male transsexual who tore it up with INXS’ “Never Tear Us Apart” on Australia’s The X Factor. And he’s cute, huh? Does he have the best voice? […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Josh West
It’s no secret that we’ve got major wood for Josh West. Then again, he’s got quite a bit of wood for us! The well-hung porn star may not have been able to compete against Girth Brooks in his last round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, but […]
Must Watch: When All Else Fails, AbFab
A) I couldn’t find anything particularly interesting for “Must Watch.” B) It’s been announced that Edina and Patsy will be returning for a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Christmas. Cigarettes. Bolly. Drugs. Fashion. Shallow, fabulous bitchery. Thank you, Santa, sweetie darling. To watch the best of AbFab, Follow […]
Caption This: The Mysterious Hand
An attractive man in tight white briefs rinses off his body in the shower. Behind him, a mysterious hand reaches for the back of this hairy hunk’s waistband. What’s the story here? That’s for you to decide! Yup, it’s this week’s edition of Caption This… […]
Hot or Not: Working Out
It always confuses me when people say they’re so horny after working out. When I get home from the gym, I mostly want to drink some pseudo-healthy protein drink, strip down to my underwear and take a nap while watching Parks & Recreation on Netflix. […]