Let’s start your Thanksgiving Eve off right with a straight dude and a gay dude singing about what kinds of sex they want. We’re far more interested in what the cubby ginge guy in the suspenders is into. Spoiler alert – it’s bears. Serious Business […]
Tommy Defendi Is Bottoming Again, Guys!
Remember that time you asked me to notify you whenever Tommy Defendi decides to give his big-ass dick a rest and sit on someone else’s shaft?* He’s doing it again. Technically, it’s a flip-fuck scene with Cocky Boys‘ resident dick-whore Mason Star, but that doesn’t […]
Quickie: Michael
Just Michael, no last name. He’s sort of a mash-up of Christopher Meloni and Chris Salvatore‘s faces, no? It doesn’t matter if you agree with us. We just want you to stare at these pictures of his butt cheeks and masturbate with us. It’ll be […]
Random Question: Where Should He Cum?
I’ve been slacking off on the Random Question series, mostly because I haven’t been able to think of any, er, random questions. That said, it’s a fun feature that’s occasionally been known to spark a few good discussions, and it’d be a shame to forget […]
Ceci N’est Pas Une… Sean Cody Scene?
Despite how scrumptious those rumps look—and the watermark—this is not an image from a real Sean Cody scene. It’s a still from Ryan Steele‘s parody of the site, in which the Canadian comedian tackles the sort-of-ridiculous premise of “straight bro dudes suddenly having effortless butt […]
Cazwell Wants You To Unzip Him (Peaches!!!)
We’re supposed to be paying attention to Cazwell, but hey, it’s Peaches. Peaches was doing Gaga before Gaga knew enough to do Gaga. She put on one of the best live shows I’ve ever seen, by the way. This crazy bitch crawled into the rafters, […]
Bi The Way: Robin Thicke & Paula Patton
My attraction to Robin Thicke baffles me. Sure, it’s well-established within the media that he’s a legitimately “sexy” person. But I can’t look at his face without humming the Growing Pains theme song. The whispery tone of his vocals irks me, whilst simultaneously making me […]
Drawn To You: Justin Russo
I’m going to be completely frank with you. The “Between Bear and Bare” piece that Fleshbot‘s Brian O’Brien wrote for Next magazine annoyed the shit out of me. It just exacerbated this idea that the gay world is basically bears vs. twinks, when there’s so […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Lucas Entertainment’s “Executives”
If you’ve been following the past few installments of The Cock Buffet, then you’re probably aware that we’re a teensy bit fixated on Lucas Entertainment‘s Executives. We can’t help it if we have a thing for absurdly attractive gentlemen fucking in (and out) of suits! […]
Celebrity Skin: Michael Pitt
Michael Pitt is the kind of actor whom you see and go “oh yeah, him.” You have no clue what his name is but you know you’ve seen him somewhere. Pitt’s been in everything, from Dawson’s Creek to Hedwig and The Angry Inch. His most […]