Debbie’s a lucky girl. Frank Ryan is a 20-year-old aspiring model who came to the attention of the photographer while working as his waiter in a restaurant. Uh huh. Some of these shots are quite sexy, others are a little distracting due to the really […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Lindsay Lohan Used To Be Hot And Fuck This Guy
ITEM – Playboy is reportedly flipping their shit over freckled methface Lindsay Lohan’s much buzzed about nude pictorial for relevancy leaking today. You can the pics all over the place, like here in which Party Monster author James St. James compares her to Amanda Lepore. […]
Brazilian Twins Marcio & Marcos Patriota = BONERS4EVER
Eat your heart(s) out, Peters Twins! There’s a new pair of really hot, identical siblings on the block, and they don’t have to stick their dicks in one another to get our attention. These two lovely gentlemen are known as Marcio and Marcos Patriota. They […]
Making Your “Glee” Slash Fiction Dreams Come True
Who hasn’t had a Trouty Mouth-and-Puck-fucking-in-the-bleachers fap experience? I haven’t. My Glee fap experience is Karofsky (“I’m a bear cub”) getting bent over by Coach Bieste. Stop judging me! Cory Monteith is TOTALLY texting a pic labeled “fags” to someone – J. Harvey (via DListed)
Hot or Not: Men Who Wear Pink
I bought a pair of purple sneakers. This was partially a rebellion against my internalized homophobia, but mostly because I like the color purple. Can we all fucking drop our preconceived notions about colors being attached to identity? Purple does not have a gender, sexuality […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: PiloBTR
Hey, at least he puts it out there. Meet our “Manhunt Man Of The Week” – PiloBTR! If you guessed he was a Dane, you are absolutely right. Could he be reppin’ gay Denmark anymore (when he’s not facedown in the pillows, getting rammed up […]
We Present This Picture of Steve Jones Holding A Giant Black Dildo With Very Little Commentary At All…
A few of you mentioned this in yesterday’s post about The X Factor host Steve Jones and his annoying tendency to ever wear clothing. Apparently this giant black dildo was molded from his penis? We’re not buying it until we see the video clip. In […]
Scott Fujita Gives Me A Boner (His Progressive Views Are Hot, Too)
Straight NFL jock Scott Fujita shot a PSA in support of Americans for Marriage Equality. If I wasn’t jacking off to pigskin jocks before (I was), I am now (even more so)! In the ad, the linebacker explains: “I’ve been married for twelve years and […]
Flashback Friday: 2011′s Best Porn From Way Before 2011
It seemed silly to do a “Best of 2011” post for our Flashback Friday series, given the very nature of our Flashback Friday series. Obviously, mone of this porn came out this year. Why the hell would we do a round-up with a bunch of […]
Take A Listen To Goldfrapp’s Utterly Beautiful New Single “Yellow Halo” & Jizz A Little Bit Over It
There’s a new Goldfrapp song, and it’s fucking beautiful. “Yellow Halo”, which will appear on the duo’s upcoming Singles album, made its debut yesterday afternoon. Lead vocalist Alison Goldfrapp tweeted the following: “There is a little film we made while in South America all shot […]