As a friend of mine says, “HOLY SHITBALLS.” When you Google “hot rugby player”, this sports deity pops up. Dan Carter looks like if Superman ditched the world-saving and took up short shorts and running on the pitch. Carter’s also a spokesbod for Jockey. He’s […]
Secret Sex: The Sexiest “Unsexy” Men of 2011
Are you getting tired of all these “Best of 2011” lists yet? We have good news for you, because today’s installment of Secret Sex puts a spin on the usual end-of-the-year countdown. We took the top fifty subjects from The Phoenix‘s list of “The Unsexiest […]
Mario Lopez Is Selling His Underwear
Okay, can we just all agree that Mario Lopez keeps getting better with age? He never did anything for me in his Saved by the Bell days—which makes sense since I was no more than eight years old—but fucking A.C. Slater has grown up quite […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”
I was so into Rooney Mara as the punked-out, depressive, bisexual hacker chick in the upcoming The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, but then she opened her fool mouth and started talking shit about one of my fave rave programs, Law & Order: SVU. Mariska […]
Big Beefy Monster Hotness Gets A Rubdown
I am so jealous of this lady. She is basically GRIPPING HIS ASSCHEEKS and manipulating them. And he’s all thonged and laying there like a big side of fuckbeef. Yeah, I wrote “fuckbeef”. – J. Harvey
Can You Please Give Michael Stabile All Your Money?
There are only four days to go, and our dear friend (we shook hands once!) Michael Stabile still hasn’t reached his $25,000 goal for Seed Money: The Chuck Holmes Story. We’ve been told this amount will only cost a third of what it takes to […]
Is The Silver Fox Coming Out Of The Closet?
It’s about damn time! Gawker is reporting that CNN anchor, talk show host, and hot silvery piece Anderson Cooper is prepping a coming out episode of his show. He will reportedly reveal that he likes dudes during February sweeps (obviously). Not that it matters. If […]
Hot or Not: Bel Ami’s Obnoxiously Loud Models
Most of us would agree that it’s desirable for your partner(s) to be verbal and communicative during sex. However, one might argue that there’s such a thing as too much moaning, growling and dirty talk in the bedroom. Bel Ami‘s models are notorious for wailing […]
All I Want For Christmas Is You + A Trip To Island House
Mariah Carey‘s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” continues its reign as the “Single Ladies” of the holiday season, as even more lip-synch videos flood onto YouTube. Previously, we brought you Mariah Carey’s Power Bottom and a boatload of hot British seamen. Both were […]
This Picture of A Pantsless Jon Hamm Is Very Exciting
Found this one over on Sissydude, so I’m not sure of the exact source. My guess is that it comes from Entertainment Weekly‘s 2011 list of the “Entertainers of The Year”, which also features such talented folks as Daniel Radcliffe, Viola Davis, Adele, George R.R. […]