Hadi Bashang is one of those awful people who isn’t merely handsome as fuck, but also has some substance! Aren’t those people the worst? You want to write them off as just another pretty face, and then they go do something impressive like play banjo […]
Nick Jonas On Broadway: This Musical Has The Best Casting Director Ever
Last month we used Darren Criss replacing Harry Potter in Broadway’s How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying as an excuse to write about how much we wanted to sit on Darren’s face/make out with him/69, you know – date him. Today we find […]
Sexy Pictures of 49ers Quarterback Alex Smith
Never say we don’t listen to you. After reading J. Harvey‘s post about the “Tim Tebow Conundrum“, one of you requested pics of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith. Wait, who? I mean, not to reinforce stereotypes or anything, but we had never heard of […]
Who Would You Rather?: Manhunt Models!
If you haven’t yet, go to our Facebook page or our Flickr photostream to check out photos from our raucous party this past weekend here in Boston. We ended our Manhunt X Tour 2011 in style with a performances by RuPaul’s Drag Race favorite Jessica […]
When Dicks Fly!
Brought to you by the man who inspired our short-lived Stuff Straight People Like column, we present to you a collection of flying dicks (or some variation on the theme). These images sort of speak for themselves, but we’re willing to make one comment—that picture […]
Everyone Loves To Eat Out
How many of these movies are there? TONS. And they multiply like Duggars! It’s ok, because the cast is uniformly hot. Does anyone else want Chris Salvatore to rub his eyebrows on their asscheeks? Dude has some sexy brows! Here’s the trailer for the latest […]
Newt Gingrich Told This Guy To Vote For Obama
“I asked him if he’s elected, how does he plan to engage gay Americans. How are we to support him? And he told me to support Obama… When you ask somebody a question and you expect them to support all Americans and have everyone’s general […]
Aural Fixation: Which Song Should Be Playing In The Background When I Make A Sex Tape With Conner Habib?
Rumor has it that J. Harvey and I will be attending the 2012 Cybersocket Web Awards. Though we can’t be sure we’ll return with a phallic glass trophy that we can hold next to our penises, we’re going to try our best to awkwardly interact […]
For Your Consideration: Marc Dylan’s Perpetually Starving Butthole & This Orgy That Happened To It
From Gay Porn Blog to Queer Me Now, muscular power bottom Marc Dylan has been raking in 2011 titles left and right. Bottom of the year! Favorite porn star of the year! Most over-exposed performer of the year! “Holy shit, how the fuck is your […]
Is Trent Locke The Hottest Cock Slut of 2011?
It’s going to be damn near impossible to name 2011’s Hottest Cock Slut. Upon announcing our extensive list of nominees, there was one name that kept showing up in your comments more than others. Trent Locke. Should we take that as a signal that he […]