Despite my penchant for obnoxious hipster music, my ears have had trouble connecting with Grimes‘ “critically acclaimed” new album Visions. That said, my eyes had no difficulty connecting with the Canadian artist’s music video for “Oblivion”. If you’re into gratuitous bro-dude flesh, you’ll definitely want […]
Flashback Friday: Boys of Italy
Today’s edition of Flashback Friday takes a break from pornstaches and muscle bears, as we feature a smörgåsbord of models collected from two separate issues of the late ’70s magazine Boys of Italy. Alas, these “boys” aren’t necessarily the type you’d see in a film […]
Watch Jean Dujardin Dance In His Underwear
In this clip from the French version of the Québécois comedy series Un gars, une fille, a pre-Oscar Jean Dujardin dorks out in his boxers and dances around in the kitchen. As much as I would have preferred to see a naked version of this clip […]
The Cock Buffet: Spencer Reed & Conner Habib Are Very Happy About All The Porn You’re About To See
It’s (blank) o’clock! You’re horny as hell, and you’re still waiting for that guy you’re chatting with on Manhunt to come over and suck your dick. You can’t wait forever, so what the hell should you do in the meantime? Perhaps you should just screw […]
Quickie: William Levy
Dancing With The Stars is still on, and I repeat – I haven’t cared about that show since Joey Fatone’s big round butt stopped bouncing around on the dancefloor. However, there was a special surprise for us this week when ABC announced the new line-up. […]
The Locker Room: Adam Scott
He’s not a surfer. He’s famous for golf. Golf, you ask? GOLF has hot guys? Sure. Yes, it’s a ridiculous sport. When I picture golf, I picture boring corporate buddies discussing finance and how to hide the affair with the lady in HR from their […]
On The Hunt: Andreas & Nahuel
We like to call this update “absolute beginners” since it stars Nahuel, a cute compact muscle boy we met on Manhunt who had never been in front of a camera before. Boy, was he nervous! Luckily, we had Andreas to ease him into things. Andreas […]
Zac Efron Is Predictably Adorable In Post-Condomgate Interview (Brought To You By Matt Lauer)
Remember that time Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet? Of course you do! Now, let’s watch this interview with Matt Lauer, where he addresses the matter and makes coy “I’m going to have so much sex with you” faces like the one […]
Porn Pics That ACTUALLY Made Me Vomit In My Mouth
After the not-too-welcoming response on this week’s Woof Alert, I left the following comment: “I would like to know how many people who say they ‘threw up’ when they saw this actually vomited in their mouths. Are your stomachs that sensitive, guys? Maybe you should […]
Underwear Drawer: Speedos On “The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes”
Let’s all thank the gay dude who is in power over at MTV. A recent episode of The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes once again had the male contestants wiggling into speedos, oiling up their bodies, and sliding on each other. You can almost forgive […]