Apologies in advance if the numbers on today’s Popular Demand aren’t up to date! My stupid car broke down on Friday night, so I’ll be spending this Monday morning at a mechanic (and it won’t be anywhere near as sexy as those “lube job” porno […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Shawn
“When did you learn you have a big dick?” It never occurred to me that there are people with big dicks who don’t know they have big dicks. Should we start an outreach program for them? It’d basically involve us looking at dicks, and telling […]
Caption This: Act II
There’s a dick behind that caramel apple. This can only mean one thing… It’s time for another round of Caption This! If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for […]
Top Or Bottom: Barry Manilow!
That exclamation point is there for a reason, bitch! No, I’m not a “Fanilow” (except for “Mandy, that’s a hot track) but respect must be paid to Mr. Barry Manilow! He’s had a long and illustrious career as an entertainer and has a solid fanbase. […]
Everything Butt: Brian Bonds
You may remember Brian Bonds from this installment of The Cock Buffet. Though it didn’t take long for us to notice his hungry hole, it wasn’t until we saw this photo set from Marc Dylan‘s gangbang movie Pack Attack 6 that we realized what a […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Turkish Oil Wrestling
Sometimes you’re searching for a vid for “Straight Guys Are Gay” and you click a link and it’s BAM, there it is! This was one of those. We can’t say for certain that the beefy fellows in this Turkish oil wrestling vid are heterosexual. They […]
What Would You Do?: Bailey Morgan
Here is a list of things I would do with Bailey Morgan (if I weren’t too busy this weekend fantasizing about Liev Schreiber‘s hot fat ass): • Take off those dreadful monkey briefs. • Dress him up in the suit & tie he’s wearing in […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Kip
Was it really necessary to include all twenty pictures of Kip in this post? Absolutely. Because they’re all fucking perfect. This man looks like Nick Sterling‘s hot younger brother, and we’re fairly certain that we’d masturbate to a close-up pic of his left toe. So […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Joel McHale Is Saving “Community” With His Nipples
ITEM – The future of NBC’s quirky Community has been up in the air recently. It’s back on, but who knows for how long? Main guy Joel McHale realizes the fragility of network television programming. So on last night’s episode, he went shirtless. You use […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Am I Not Enough?
In the new NakedSword original scene “Am I Not Enough?”, porn stars Cole Streets and Dylan Hyde act as “a pair of adventurous boyfriends looking to spice up a monogamous relationship teetering on the rocks”. Essentially, Cole is jealous of his boyfriend’s obsession with porn, […]