You’ve already masturbated to pictures of John Williams and David Williams. Now, you can masturbate to this picture of the rugby brothers posing together at last! We’re not going to ask why David’s wearing what he’s wearing (because it’s perfect), but we are going to […]
Money Shot: Jake Perry Hits A Home Run w/ His Butthole
What would you do if you walked into the locker room and some dude was bent over a bench getting impaled by a baseball bat? I’d probably just drop my shorts and stuff my sweaty dick in his mouth, but I guess this kind of […]
Death Grips: “I’ve Seen Footage”
Death Grips‘ “I’ve Seen Footage” opens with a beat that sounds like a bastardized version of Salt-n-Pepa‘s “Push It” and then proceeds to get even weirder. While it’s impossible to say whether the Sacramento trio are bringing a punk aesthetic to hip-hop or a hip-hop […]
Matty Demerit & Clayton Archer Stretch Before Sex
“You always want to stretch real good before you do anything.” That’s what Matty Demerit had to say before he started slamming his cock into Clayton Archer‘s ass. It’s a pretty important lesson to take into consideration, you know? Sex injuries are the most embarrassing […]
Quickie: Efren Chacon
Imagine if you walked into your kitchen and found this man sitting on your counter. While you’d initially be shocked that a stranger invaded your living space, your feelings might change when he puts down that mug, slides that tank top over his head and […]
Twink Tank: Brez Wild & Nathan Brookes
What’s that you say? You want to see more virgins? Well, if you skeptical fuckers are just going to assume that every man in the world has had a dick up his ass, why would we ever post more virgins? Oh… Because the sex is […]
Hot Guys Eating Stuff
Here are some pictures of impossibly gorgeous male models holding pastries and pretending to eat them! Food porn fetishists are going to see these pics and be like, “Oh my gosh! This is complete bullshit. They’re not even chewing. Your definition of ‘eating’ is about […]
RuPaul’s New Video Rounds Up Just About Everybody From Season Four
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s fourth season only has three episodes left – a look behind-the-scenes, the final episode announcing the winner, and the reunion. Yes, that is Jennifer Love Hewitt-esque tears you see rolling down my face. It’s my favorite show! Luckily, we’ll always have this […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Shirt Lifters (Part III)
Guys lifting their shirts up to show their stomachs! We haven’t tackled this theme on iPhone Wars since November 2010, so we’re bringing it back for today’s round of amateur real men, er, realness… Which of these four shirt lifters makes you want to lift […]
Mr. Gay World 2012!
Meet Andreas Derleth. He’s the stationary store manager from New Zealand who was recently crowned Mr. Gay World 2012. That’s a lot of pressure for one gay guy! Derleth beat out the rest of his Speedo-ed competition in events like Mr. Gay Swimwear, Sports Challenge, […]

