Worried that you might not be able to pay your rent/mortgage this month? Still waiting to hear back from the guy who banged you last Wednesday? Car trouble? Boy trouble? Family trouble? Any trouble that could potentially cause you stress and make you want to […]
Colby Keller Is In A Music Video
The new Jonny McGovern video isn’t much of a departure from his previous efforts, complete with slutty go-go boys, thumping nightlife and… COLBY FUCKING KELLER? Wait, hold up! What the hell is my fake-boyfriend Colby Keller doing in a video by my other fake-boyfriend Jonny […]
He’s Gay: “R.J. Berger” Actor Came Out
Aw, he’s a cutie. Actor Paul Iacono portrayed the high school kid with the abnormally large dickus on MTV’S The Hard Times of R.J. Berger. He’s got another show on MTV, so what better time to come out of the closet? Iacono came out in […]
Money Shot: Dick On The Counter
There isn’t enough uncut dick in my life. I mean, how else could you explain the raging erection I got from this picture of Andy Lee, sitting on the counter with his fat, uncut cock flopping out of his boxers? I want to grab on […]
Florence + The Machine: “Take Care” (Drake Cover)
I can’t turn on the radio without hearing the original version of this Drake & Rihanna song every five seconds, so it was a pleasure when my buddy Ursius reminded me of this cover by Manhunt Daily fave Florence + The Machine. It’s been out […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which A Blurry Pic of Zac Efron’s Butt Made The Whole World ‘Gasm
Monday, Monday! Fuck, it’s another Monday! That’s the song I just wrote about Mondays. It’s destined to become bigger on the internet than Zac Efron strutting around naked on a balcony, because I’m a very important blogger who writes popular posts about hot Sean Cody […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Trenton Ducati
Two questions! Is it wrong that I think Trenton Ducati looks like a ripped version of Alan Thicke from Growing Pains? Taking that into account, is it wrong that this really turns me on? It appears I have a bizarre secret obsession with Kirk Cameron‘s […]
Caption This: The Floating Curtain Dick
You need to watch this trailer. Basically, our dear friend Jake Steel makes an attempt to masturbate on his own, and then a magical floating penis emerges from the curtain next to him. It’s priceless (almost as good as Parker London‘s pizza box blowjob in […]
Everything Butt: Anthony Romero (II)
We don’t have to explain why Anthony Romero is making a second appearance in our Everything Butt series. It’s pretty obvious, right? Ever since this edition of The Cock Buffet, we haven’t been able to get his wondrous, muscular mounds out of our heads. If […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Two British Dudes Tear Each Other’s Clothes Off
I’m going to feel like a tool if these guys are actually Irish or something. I’m terrible with accents. Here’s two guys stripping each other naked in a pub. It must have been a slow night, cuz’ these two get butt naked and roll around […]