Dick is dick to me. Though some folks have strict preferences for cut or uncut, I have a strict preference for “who the fuck cares”. If it’s hard, clean and looks good, stop wasting time and stick it in my mouth. <– This makes me […]
John Travolta’s Closet Case Game Might Have Been Called On Account Of Sexual Assault
John Travolta is being sued by a Los Angeles-area masseur for sexual assault to the tune of 2 million. That’s going to cast a pall over the Scientology Summer “Kick Off Your Thetans” BBQ. Queerty reports that plaintiff “John Doe” is alleging Johnny Trav hired […]
R.I.P. Maurice Sendak
This just goes to show you that a shitty day can become even shittier. Before, I didn’t even have a reason to be upset, but now it’s come to my attention that Maurice Sendak passed away today at 83 years-old. The openly gay (and openly […]
Hot Guy Dressed As Tiger (Nearly) Fellates His Tail
As the title suggests, here is a picture of a hot guy dressed as a tiger who’s nearly fellating his own tail. Why the fuck am I posting this? Because I can. Also, because I love photographer Elvis Di Fazio! Also, because I’m trying to […]
Michael Ian Black: “Let’s Not Fuck, Shall We?”
Comedian Michael Ian Black, who’s perhaps most famous for fucking Bradley Cooper in a shed, wrote an interesting article for VICE from the (straight) male perspective. Essentially, he’s not as obsessed with sex as our culture tells him he should be, and this realization has […]
14 Reasons To Be Excited For Season 5 of True Blood
In case you’ve already forgotten, the DILF god known as Christopher Meloni will be appearing on the fifth season of HBO’s True Blood. This is exciting for a variety of reasons, most of which involve Christopher Meloni naked. After all, it’s a well-documented fact that […]
In Which Caleb Strong & Ross Reed Attempt To Improve My Mood By Having Butt Sex With One Another…
If you couldn’t tell already, I’m in a shitty mood this morning! Unfortunately, they don’t let you take sick days at Manhunt headquarters for “cuntiness”—an affliction that is both toxic and shockingly contagious—so I just have to guzzle my coffee, listen to some angsty music […]
Scissor Sisters: “Let’s Have A Kiki”
The collective gay internet’s jizzing their pants over the new Scissor Sisters track “Let’s Have A Kiki”. We’re going to chalk this up to RuPaul’s Drag Race withdrawal, because the song is mostly just Ana Matronic leaving a voicemail message over a relatively generic beat? […]
Celebrity Skin: Alfie Allen
Alfie Allen is the actor who plays Theon Greyjoy on Game Of Thrones. And he showed off his dick in the current season! I’m shocked Dewitt didn’t mention this already – he loves Game. The series’ first season had gotten criticism for showing plenty of […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Guys Who Banged Devin Dixon
Meet Devin Dixon! Technically, your paths already crossed on this edition of The Cock Buffet, but we felt the need to properly introduce you to him this time around… And by “properly introduce you to him”, we mean show you three videos of guys doing […]