In anticipation of IML this weekend (and Dirk Caber potentially making this face in our sling), we’ve rounded up thirteen leather-clad men for today’s round of iPhone Wars. Admittedly, some of them might be wearing rubber, spandex or other various substances, so we apologize in […]
Let’s Paint Some Andrew Christian Models!
As my illustrious and free-thinking co-blogger Dewitt has pointed out, the Andrew Christian boys should just take off their underwear and FUCK. Their hot-ass underwear vids are a huge cocktease! I’m still wanking to that kinky hazing video they put out. This new one’s fapping […]
I Felt Compelled To Write About Clayton Archer With Cum Dripping Down His Cheek & Onto His Lips…
One day, when I’m famous for saving the world by blogging about cock, a curious television reporter will ask me, “What are two of your favorite things about gay porn?” At this point, I’ll turn to the camera, flash a flirtatious Carl Hardwick-esque smirk and […]
Coco Morier: “Ambulance”
Coco Morier sounds like Bats for Lashes. Coco Morier also acted as co-writer for Britney Spears‘ “How I Roll” and Sky Ferreira‘s “99 Tears”, two of my favorite pop tracks from the past few years. This combination simultaneously makes all the sense in the world and […]
Drop Everything! Nick Sterling Got Fucked Again.
“Adi Hadad gives Nick Sterling an ass fucking he will never forget, complete with butt smacks and snowballing which result in Adi getting a white hot facial.” If that sentence didn’t just make your dick spontaneously explode, then you clearly aren’t familiar with Nick Sterling’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Jesse Spencer
As noted earlier, House’s last episode airs tonight. Posting pics of actor Jesse Spencer (he’s on the show) showing off his cock and ass on a film set a few years back seemed like a fitting send-off. I’d assume this guy will find further work. […]
Quickie: Thomas Bunker
At 19 years-old, Thomas Bunker is still technically a teenager. I’d feel like a creepy old dude for lusting after him, but those hairy legs transform my gay cougar shame into a throbbing, magnificent boner. Truthfully, they’re the entire reason I’m lusting after him. Don’t […]
Would You Hit That?: Hugh Laurie
Fox Television’s House ends tonight. For those of you who are like “who, what?”, it’s the suspense-drama about a drug-addicted cranky bitch of a doctor who solves medical mysteries. I’ve seen it a few times, and it’s not bad. But if I had this douche […]
Hot or Not: Tub Sex
Back in 2006, my ex-boyfriend and I would cram ourselves into the tub at his mother’s apartment and throw bubbles at one another. This was generally an innocent activity. There were nine times out of ten that I might have played with his ass, fucked […]
Will Smith Would Prefer To Keep His Kissing Of Dudes On The DL
I kid. Will Smith is totally straight. *crickets*. Actually, I might also smack a bitch if they thrust their lips on me without permission. Unless it was Vinny Castillo. He can do whatever he wants with me, and then not use a coaster when he […]