And it’s about damn time. I love my ladies, but we ain’t circus animals, honey. This is not the zoo. We don’t want to touch up on your boobs, and we’re past caring that no creepy straight guys hit on you at gay bars so […]
Anderson Cooper’s Supposed New Boyfriend Is Hot
According to Queerty, Anderson Cooper’s on some new dick. Which is sad, because the last one was seriously hot and they looked adorable together (well, more “tense” than “adorable”). Also, his ex’s bar is fun (they have xeroxes of orifices hanging from the ceiling). Anderson […]
Look At These Fucking Hipster Sluts!
Let me tell you about these fucking hipster sluts! They are cum-hungry whores who love dick in their face. The guy in the blue hat (his name doesn’t matter) has such an oral fixation that he can hardly handle sucking just one cock. He requires […]
Top Or Bottom: Jim Parsons
Jim Parsons is the talented actor who plays Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory. The three times I’ve watched that show, I always think I should watch it more because he cracks me up. Mostly because he embodies every person I’ve ever met who works […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Lucio Saints
I’m not sure when this happened, but Lucio Saints has officially become one of my favorite dicks in the gay porn industry. Wait as second. I should rephrase that! Lucio Saints is attached to one of my favorite dicks in the gay porn industry. (To […]
Caption This: The Guy With The Dragon Tattoo
Look at this hot, beefy meathead with a dragon tattoo! He’s making a ridiculous face and holding a… Well, what is that? A lampshade? A trash bin? An ice bucket? Whatever it is, he’s holding it over his dick, and it’s time for another round […]
Everything Butt: Scott Hunter
For those of you keeping score at home, Scott Hunter has had his ass drilled by Lucio Saints, Bob Hager, Spencer Reed and Paddy fucking O’Brian. Fuck a holy trinity! That’s like the holy quartet of gay porn dick. Also, when you take into account […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Terrifying High School Reunion
The person who posted this vid of two guys having an erotic dance-off at a 10-year high school reunion says that they didn’t graduate with her class. Who are they? Somebody’s dates? Did they crash? Why are their sweet moves so highly erotic? When one […]
What Would You Do?: Dane
Here is a list of things I would do with Sean Cody‘s Dane (if he weren’t too busy taking care of his daughter, because he’s an IRL DILF doing gay porn): • Kick back a few beers with him and chat about life and oral […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Bentley
Bentley has this “teddy bear” quality to him, except he’s the sort of teddy bear you’d stuff a Fleshjack into and treat like your personal fuck-bitch. There’s just something about that beefy butt that could drive a man wild! We wouldn’t do shit for a […]