Am I the only one who didn’t know Allen Silver and Will Swagger are life partners? I’ll be honest and say I have no idea how long they’ve been together, but I do possess the most important information of all—they play well with others. The […]
Category: Porn
The Amateur Hour: Anonymous Homer Simpson T-Shirt Guy
What a weird day to be looking at porn on the internet. On the one hand, it’s reeeeeeeally nice out where I am. It’s that part of spring where I walk around with a permaboner, and it seems wrong to be watching people fucking on […]
An Open Letter To Bravo Delta’s Balls
Dear Bravo Delta’s Balls, I am available to place my tongue on you whenever you need to be licked. I couldn’t help but notice that, while Bravo was fucking Dillon Rossi, you were bouncing around and looking particularly scrumptious. It seemed suitable to extend this […]
Quickie: The Harrison Twins
Admittedly, the hair is douchey. Try to imagine them with better hair. They don’t seem like douches personally, though. That could be because they have hot accents and I want to eat their asses. It’s the Harrison Twins. They’re British bodybuilders who model. Have you […]
Sean Cody’s Daniel ALSO Just Lost His Butt Virginity
“Oh, I wanna be someone’s bitch,” the salt-and-pepper god known as Daniel casually states in an interview with Sean Cody. “It would be my first time bottoming in the world, in the history.” Here’s the thing! If you don’t have a raging erection at this […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Alex Gibson
Foreskin is the hot new look this season! If you were circumcised at birth, then I regret to inform you that you are not trendy enough to put in my mouth… Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? I’ll suck pretty much any dick that’s […]
These Cock Tease Pics Are An Actual Cock Tease.
This morning, I woke up feeling rejuvenated, as I floated delicately out of my door to rush over to Manhunt headquarters and write about Jesse Santana and Trenton Ducati showcasing their incomparable versatility. My dick fought against my waistband on the commuter rail, while visions […]
Twink Tank: Sam Santi & Rudy Valentino
Everything is just so “pretty” about this scene between Sam Santi and Rudy Valentino! If either of these boys hit me up on Manhunt, there’s a decent chance that I’d politely decline their advances… But that would be my loss! Before I even got a […]
“Why Don’t You Get Over Here and Suck My Dick?”
I have waited so long for those ten magical words to emerge from Colby Jansen‘s mouth! Unfortunately, he isn’t saying them to me or my potentially obsessive co-blogger. He’s blurting them out to Rod Daily in an entirely fictitious scene about a butt dial gone […]
Quickie: Laurence Hines
Over at RUFSKIN‘s blog, we caught these five shots from Laurence Hines‘ shoot with Rick Day and immediately fell in lust with the Austin-based model. Between the warm smile, the toned body and the magnificently alluring ass—not to mention the package in the front—it seemed […]











