“White Heat” is right! That’s Benjamin from Elite Models lovingly depicted by photographer Patrick Lacsina. He’s playing some sort of pool boy. Sometimes, in my deepest and darkest secret self, I want to be one of those old rich ladies who lives in Malibu, California. […]
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Woof Alert: Marc Angelo (II)
It’s cute that Marc Angelo‘s wearing an “I Wanna Ram U” t-shirt in his solo for Butch Dixon. I mean, it’s almost as if he truly believes he could top me, when it’s so blatantly clear that I’d be the one ramming him if we […]
5 GIFs of Bay & Sinclair Fucking That May Be Hotter Than Their Actual Scene
The five animated GIF images in this post are absolutely hypnotic. Seriously, I think I just wasted ten minutes (or more) watching Bay and Sinclair in GIF-form, which doesn’t make all that much sense since the trailer for this scene was somewhat lackluster and mechanical. […]
Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part Two)
For those of you who missed the last post, here’s a brief recap to help you catch up with the rest of the class. Jason Stark is a hot British guy who does porn, as well as a hot non-British guy who does porn. Technically, […]
Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part One)
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Brett Bradley & His Nine Incher Take Aaron Slate To “Pound Town”
What motivated this post more? The size of Brett Bradley‘s schlong or Aaron Slate‘s cyrstal blue eyes and overall cuteness? We’d like to argue it’s some combination of both. Brett’s got a sweet piece of meat that looks like it’d be a pleasure to suck […]
Oral Only: Bruiser Blows Jackson Gunn
Remember beefy muscle jock Bruiser? The bodybuilder and former military man met his kindred spirit, Jackson Gunn, the night before they filmed together. According to legend—or their scene description on The Guy Site—Bruiser announced to everyone around them, “Tomorrow I have to suck this guys […]
Would You Hit That?: Uncut Twunk Brian Jovovich
“Brian Jovovich is a new boy you’re gonna be seeing more of in the near future at Bel Ami! Brian has a lean, muscled body with intense blue eyes and an impressive uncut cock. Lest we not forget his milky white bubble butt that looks […]
How To Wake Up Your Boyfriend: A Lesson From Jimmy Fanz & Abele Place
Alarm clocks? Gross! Shaking his shoulder? Thumbs down! Saying his name over and over again at varying degrees of volume until he’s so annoyed that he finally rolls over and acknowledges your existence? Might work, but nope! There’s only one fool-proof way to wake up […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Horny Cowboys
Honestly, is there anyone who isn’t a sucker for a hot guy in a cowboy hat? I know some of you genuine country boys might roll your eyes at the sight of Johnny Rapid playing dress-up in MEN.COM‘s new series “Going West“, but let’s not […]











