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Let’s Get Kinky: The Clown Strikes Again
Just moments after we revealed that our intern called it quits, we received a threatening e-mail from an anonymous source, including a video of yet another young man being anally violated by a clown. The subject heading was “LOL”, along with the following text in […]
Imagine Colin’s Mushroom Head Poking Your Prostate.
Colin says he gets the most compliments on his biceps. We’re going to take his word and accept that as the truth, since we assume he doesn’t walk around all the time with his rock hard cock hanging out of his shorts. If that were […]
Dale Cooper Makes Us Hot For Teacher
The best part of this scene is when Dale Cooper channels The Graduate and asks newcomer Colden Armstrong, “Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Armstrong?” Colden just perks up on the bed and says “Maybe!”, which is exactly what any slutty college boy would […]
“If I’m Getting Fucked, I Like To Get Fucked Hard.”
David is still very loud when he gets excited. It’s strange that this laid-back guy who makes awkward jokes about his penis transforms into a rabid (and very noisy) sex beast when his dick’s wrapped between some dude’s ass lips, but geez, you might want […]
Three’s Company: Lucio Saints, Adrian Toledo & Donato Reyes Do It In Barcelona
Oh hey, remember Antonio Aguilera‘s enormous penis? It’s in the same movie as this threesome between Lucio Saints, Donato Reyes and Adrian Toledo. Though there’s a portion of this clip that features Donato fucking Adrian, the majority of this encounter finds Lucio playing alpha top […]
Is 2013 The Year of Dirk Caber?
Everyone else who’s relevant in gay porn has either retired or gone batshit insane, so don’t roll your eyes at the prospect that 2013 is the year of Dirk Caber. The muscular, hairy DILF is pretty much everywhere right now—stalking Scott Hunter in the shower, […]
On A Scale of 1-10, How Fuckable Is Michael David?
You know how I’d answer this question. Gay porn newcomer Michael David caught our attention when he fucked Shane Jacobs in a scene for Austin Wilde‘s generally perfect site Guys In Sweatpants. Admittedly, we were most excited about his fuzzy young ass, and much to […]
Willam Belli And Next Door Studios Teaching “Bottoming 101”
Wow, Willam Belli makes for a really pretty teacher lady. And Jaxon Colt, Brandon Bronco, Cole Christiansen, Slate Steele, Dante Martin and Austin Storm need to stay after class and violate my every orifice. Are you new to taking a cock up your ass? Is […]
I’m Obsessed With Jordan Levine’s Beard.
Important news! Jordan Levine has a beard now. This is news because he didn’t have one before, and it’s important because Levi Michaels jizzed on it. As you all know by now, that’s what you’re supposed to do with a dude who has a beard, […]











