Feast upon Brazil’s Thiago Perri. The country has recently elected him president based on… Well, just look at these photos. He should run everything. Even his belly button is hot. Pardon me while I board a plane to Brazil so I can honor the new […]
Category: Porn
Here Are All The Dicks, Loads & Cum-Hungry Sluts You’re Missing On Bel Ami!
So, um, why aren’t we making a bigger deal about the fact that Bel Ami‘s releasing 30 new hardcore scenes this month? If you’re the type who likes ’em young, hung and covered in cum, then screw everyone else on your holiday list and treat […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Dicks of 2013
A few weeks ago, I was (pleasantly) surprised to learn which Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post had been most popular within the past twelve months. It was not the one about the dick above. It was not any of the ones I wrote about Colby Jansen, […]
Is Mike Dozer The Hottest Cock Slut of 2013?
Condom politics aside, you have probably jerked off to Mike Dozer at least once this year. The burly, well-hung muscle bear seemingly emerged out of nowhere and put the “star” back into porn star, developing a horde of 19,000 (and counting) dedicated fans who anxiously […]
Quickie: Tombe Harvey
I’d like you all to meet my husband, Tombe Harvey. Many of you have asked what Mr. Harvey looks like. Here he is! I am the luckiest slut in the world! You’re obviously not buying it, so I’ll move on. If you like it thick […]
Everything Butt: The Best Asses of 2013
This is a list of the top ten Everything Butt posts of 2013, but for reasons I don’t want to go into just yet, the most popular Everything Butt subject of the year doesn’t appear on here. You’ll find out more about this on Monday […]
Hot or Not: Guys Who Don’t Wear Deodorant
Luke Harding is a 24 year-old gold star gay with a ton of tattoos, a talented tongue and a hairy hole that’s begging for some attention. He was recently seen blowing one of my favorite casting couch directors Dirty Tony, and if you pay close […]
Tyler Morgan & Kip Ryker: The Most Adorable Bareback Flip-Fuck of 2013
I’m no expert on the bareback flip-fucks of 2013, but if there are any more adorable than the one Tyler Morgan and Kip Ryker filmed for Guys In Sweatpants, then I will run a marathon wearing Mike Dozer‘s infamous “Condoms are for pussies” t-shirt, a […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Adam Ramzi
It seemed rude to close out 2013 without giving Adam Ramzi a major shout out. You’ve already seen him getting fucked by Tommy Defendi and Joe Parker, but until now, he’s never been the “star” of his own entry. That changes today! His scene with […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Colby Jansen Fucks His Friend’s Virgin Stepson
“Pizza, porn and a blowjob. That’s certainly better than poker.” The best thing about gay porn rugby stud Colby Jansen—besides his thick dick, beefy body and literally every single thing about his human existence—is that he’s such a jovial, adorable teddy bear type. He can […]











