Satoshi Toda is an up-and-coming fashion model who’s thin, pretty and everything else you might expect from an up-and-coming fashion model. He seemed like the logical follow-up to John X‘s beefy beef party of beefiness, if not only to make a point that we embrace […]
Category: Quickie
Quickie: Ryan Tongia
Ryan Tongia is an Australian rugby player who dabbles in fitness modeling. There’s a small chance that I should have passed him on to J. Harvey for our Locker Room series, but I couldn’t wait until Thursday to share him with you. In other words? […]
Quickie: Taylor
Who does this guy remind you of? There’s some actor, musician or otherwise-famous individual he resembles, and we can’t figure it out for ourselves… Is Justin Timberlake too much of a stretch? That’s completely the wrong person, but we can’t think of anyone else! Oh […]
Quickie: Julius Johnson
Cowboy hats appear to be a reoccurring theme this afternoon. Not that we’re complaining or anything! Once you feast your eyes on Julius Johnson‘s smooth, muscular body—particularly his very impressive gluteal muscles—that very same cowboy hat will open up a world of sexual innuendos about […]
Quickie: Goran
There are three reasons we chose Goran as today’s Quickie—a) His abs are fucking ridiculous, b) The two shots where his wet boxer briefs are clinging tightly to his muscular body, and c) Those moments where he stops making a “hot model” face and dorks […]
Quickie: Paddy O’Brian
Whether he’s going by the name of Paddy O’Brian or Patrick O’Brien, the man above took top honors as The Best Dick of 2011 and (one of) The Sexiest Men of 2011. Needless to say, you like him! You can say that you don’t like […]
Quickie: Andrew Ley
As soon as we laid my eyes on these shots of Andrew Ley by Thomas Synnamon, we went on a crazed search for more pics of him. Much to our frustration, it was damn near impossible to find any naked shots of this sexy male […]
Quickie: John Creighton
The sound you just heard? It was the sound of my hip bones shattering, as my ankles involuntarily flung themselves over my head. I couldn’t help it! That was my reaction when I saw John Creighton‘s bright blue eyes. I turned into the biggest bottom […]
Quickie: Sergi Constance
We like cheeseburgers and ice cream too much to ever have a body like this, but we’re glad people like ES Collection model Sergi Constance have the willpower to, well, look like this. Look, we know what some of you are thinking—“Anyone can have abs […]
Quickie: Joshua Blank
You know when you get to design your own character in The Sims? I had this bad habit of giving all of my male characters a super-wide jawline, covered with a light dusting of facial hair. Essentially, I was designing them as men I’d sleep […]