Cause, Gahtdamn. I have never heard of this dude before, but boy did it make my Sunday to learn about him now! Thank you to Butch Dixon for that one. Woof. Viktor Rom. Write it down. There’s nothing good I can say that’s gonna […]
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Quickie: Bel Ami’s New Boy
This one is just pics, but he’s so purrrdy it won’t matter. Wanted to take a quick minute today and introduce you to Bel Ami‘s newest nearly-illegal-looking-tan-blonde-uncut incubus, Reni Sedaris. Of no relation to the Talent Family, I’m certain. But ahhh, is he lovely: […]
Happy Pride: I’m Not Gay, Man!
This is easily my new favorite ‘I’m Not Gay, Man.’ Oh, Next Door Buddies. I don’t totally understand what your scope is, but I know I usually really like it. And this weekend’s new release, Str8 Basketcase, was no exception. The ‘I’m Not Gay, […]
UK Hot Jocks: Sam Barclay
This… does not go where I expected it to go. We haven’t checked in with UK Hot Jocks since that Anthony Naylor kid did that Selena Gomez solo, so I figured it was time to dip back over there and see what was up. […]
Quickie: Religious Brothers Succumb to Sin
Lazy “Friar Fuck” Wordplay Goes Here. I’m not totally sure why this one is going on here, or when it was even made, but I really liked it and maybe that’s enough reason. This stars nobody (a refreshing change of pace) and I have […]
TBT: Centurians Of Rome – The Finale
Hot! Terrifying! Confusing! Pretty Hot, Though! A few Thursdays ago, I posted the couple of scenes of the Centurians of Rome that RetroMales had put up, and I got a shocking number of emails about it! I love when that happens! And the comments […]
You Got A Little Crazy In You?
You want some? As I mentioned in this liveblog post, Diesel Washington was easily the best part of the entire multi-car-pile-up that was the Grabby awards ceremony, and Naked Sword is wasting no time capitalizing on it, pitching him here as a “bad boy” […]
Everybody in This Is Suffering From DTB Syndrome
CAUSE THE DICK TOO BIIIIIG. Oh Titan. Bless you. Bless you all. That last Blueprint scene was really hard to pay attention to because Bruce Beckham’s massive, shelf-like chest kept getting in my eyes. And this one features that Senator that wouldn’t stop fuckin […]
Damian Brooks Is A Better Bottom Than You Remember
Than I even remembered! And I love this guy! Thank god Next Door Ebony called Damian Brooks back to shoot. He hasn’t done anything with them since February of 2015 and we’re all worse off for it. This dude has the thickest, fattest ass […]
Twins! Sort Of!
It’s confusing. Continuing their larger series of “what on earth did I actually just watch,” Maskurbate released a scene last week featuring one guy! In a jack off race with himself! Pretending to be his own twin! It’s! More convoluted than necessary! From […]











