Just Michael, no last name. He’s sort of a mash-up of Christopher Meloni and Chris Salvatore‘s faces, no? It doesn’t matter if you agree with us. We just want you to stare at these pictures of his butt cheeks and masturbate with us. It’ll be […]
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Random Question: Where Should He Cum?
I’ve been slacking off on the Random Question series, mostly because I haven’t been able to think of any, er, random questions. That said, it’s a fun feature that’s occasionally been known to spark a few good discussions, and it’d be a shame to forget […]
Ceci N’est Pas Une… Sean Cody Scene?
Despite how scrumptious those rumps look—and the watermark—this is not an image from a real Sean Cody scene. It’s a still from Ryan Steele‘s parody of the site, in which the Canadian comedian tackles the sort-of-ridiculous premise of “straight bro dudes suddenly having effortless butt […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Lucas Entertainment’s “Executives”
If you’ve been following the past few installments of The Cock Buffet, then you’re probably aware that we’re a teensy bit fixated on Lucas Entertainment‘s Executives. We can’t help it if we have a thing for absurdly attractive gentlemen fucking in (and out) of suits! […]
Quickie: Alex
I could lie and say the first thing I noticed about Alex was that distant sparkle in his eyes, but that’d be ignoring that there’s a pair of bulging, hairy pectorals on my computer screen. I really can’t handle how perfect this man’s chest is. […]
Seed Money: The (So Far, Untold) Chuck Holmes Story
Those of you who are fascinated with our Flashback Friday series—both from a historical and erotic standpoint—should take note of director Michael Stabile‘s upcoming film Seed Money: The Chuck Holmes Story. The documentary seeks to tell the story of Falcon Studios‘ founding father, touching upon […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Sean Xavier
Prior to his breakout performance in Lucas Entertainment‘s Top Service, the man you see above went by the gay porn pseudonym Sean XL. The “XL” was likely a reference to his ginormous dick, which he expertly put to use in scenes with Steven Ponce and […]
Unlockables: Smile, You Bastard!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Unlockables poll for a brief public service announcement about your Manhunt profile pics. If you’re amongst those folks who are brave enough to flash their mugs, then we have one thing to say to you—put a smile on your fucking […]
Everything Butt: Nick Sterling
Are you tired of Nick Sterling yet? We’re not. Seriously, I don’t think a single day goes by without J. Harvey asking how we can get his contact information for an interview. I’ve always assumed “for an interview” meant to “make arrangements for him to […]
Have You Ever: Jizzed On Food & Eaten It?
This is one of those things I’m sure I’ve done at some point or another. Although my mind fails to conjure up a particular instance, it just seems like something you do when you’re young and curious, right? If we’re being perfectly honest, it seems […]

