I’m going to refrain from making any overtly sexual comments about Adam Fowler, since this post on Boxer Imaging‘s site implies that the following shots were taken for his girlfriend. Nevertheless, we’d like to think he would be flattered by the attention you’re about to […]
Category: Porn
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Liam & Marshall
Call me a greedy whore, but I L-O-V-E getting stuffed in both ends! See what I did there? I spelled out all four letters of “love”, just to emphasize how much I enjoy sucking cock and getting fucked at the same time. I’m bringing up […]
Caption This: Sitting On A Football
Gay porn star Derrick Hanson is wearing a jockstrap and sitting on a football. Need I say more? No. The answer to that question is “no”. In fact, I go out of my way to say as little as possible in the opening of these […]
Everything Butt: Adam Killian
Before you ask why there are so many cock shots in a post that’s supposedly about Adam Killian‘s butt, we encourage you to watch the trailer at the end of this post. Everything will be clear after that. Like, literally everything! You won’t just understand […]
What Would You Do?: Omar
Here is a list of things I would do with Omar (if there were any chance in hell that he’d ever sleep with a scrawny and stupid ol’ blogger like me): • Make out with his armpits (and admire his bulging biceps). • Make out […]
Hot or Not: Self-Fisting
Apologies if I came off as close-minded, ignorant or overly judgmental in yesterday’s “Porn Pics That Actually Made Me Vomit In My Mouth” post! In my defense, I can accept that certain activities push other people’s buttons, though it should be noted that those same […]
Flashback Friday: Boys of Italy
Today’s edition of Flashback Friday takes a break from pornstaches and muscle bears, as we feature a smörgåsbord of models collected from two separate issues of the late ’70s magazine Boys of Italy. Alas, these “boys” aren’t necessarily the type you’d see in a film […]
The Cock Buffet: Spencer Reed & Conner Habib Are Very Happy About All The Porn You’re About To See
It’s (blank) o’clock! You’re horny as hell, and you’re still waiting for that guy you’re chatting with on Manhunt to come over and suck your dick. You can’t wait forever, so what the hell should you do in the meantime? Perhaps you should just screw […]
Quickie: William Levy
Dancing With The Stars is still on, and I repeat – I haven’t cared about that show since Joey Fatone’s big round butt stopped bouncing around on the dancefloor. However, there was a special surprise for us this week when ABC announced the new line-up. […]
On The Hunt: Andreas & Nahuel
We like to call this update “absolute beginners” since it stars Nahuel, a cute compact muscle boy we met on Manhunt who had never been in front of a camera before. Boy, was he nervous! Luckily, we had Andreas to ease him into things. Andreas […]