You need to watch this trailer. Basically, our dear friend Jake Steel makes an attempt to masturbate on his own, and then a magical floating penis emerges from the curtain next to him. It’s priceless (almost as good as Parker London‘s pizza box blowjob in […]
Category: Porn
Everything Butt: Anthony Romero (II)
We don’t have to explain why Anthony Romero is making a second appearance in our Everything Butt series. It’s pretty obvious, right? Ever since this edition of The Cock Buffet, we haven’t been able to get his wondrous, muscular mounds out of our heads. If […]
What Would You Do?: Cal
Here is a list of things I would do with Cal (if I weren’t afraid of snapping him in half): • Wrap my lips around his cock and keep going until I gag on it. • Lick his balls. A lot. • Lube up and […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: The 7-Man Orgy
Does it count as an orgy if there are only seven people? I got into a discussion about this with a friend’s bisexual ex-boyfriend, and he had a very clear idea of what constitutes an “orgy” versus what’s considered “group sex”. I forget what he […]
Flashback Friday: Judd Cooper
Judd Cooper is another one of those hairy 1980s pinup models who I can’t believe I haven’t discovered until now. He deserves a spot in my spank bank right next to Steve Kelso, Carl Hardwick and Pete Kuzak (my holy trinity of vintage porno masturbation). […]
Marc Jacobs Is Riding This Guy’s Dick
I apologize for doing two porn posts in a row, but this one’s related to an exciting development within the world of fashion and entertainment. Designer Marc Jacobs‘ maybe-sort-of boyfriend Harry Louis slammed his fat uncut dick into Shane Frost for a scene with UK […]
Money Shot: Another Annoyingly Hot Fratmen Ass
The picture you’re about to see of Archer will change your life. Not really, but you’ll want to hop through your computer screen, start sucking his toes, run your tongue along his hairy legs and then do a face-plant in his fuzzy ass cheeks. Then […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Bruno Knight Breathing Fire & Issac Jones In A Singlet
Acrobatic gay porn with fire-breathing and singlets may not sound like your cup of tea, but I’m going to pour it down your throat whether you like it or not. That’s just how we get down at the Cock Buffet! We push naked dudes upon […]
A Man Who Needs No Introduction
An excerpt from Paragon Men‘s description of Kurt Madison, aka Quinn Christopher Jaxon: “He’s picky about his partners, but when he goes out drinking, his standards plummet and anyone can have ‘a red hot go’. See, he’s not just easy on the eyes! Kurt likes […]
Money Shot: Kiss Me Gently, Fingerbang Me Hard
I’m a big fan of those sexual moments which combine something tender with something a little rougher. Drill me like I’m a whore, and then kiss me like I’m your boyfriend! That’s my ultimate life motto (that I just made up today while typing this). […]