A picture’s worth a thousand words, so I’m going to shut up as soon as possible and let this 10,000 word essay on Bruno Pacheco speak for itself. The stunning male model was captured by photographer Du Borsatto for issue 39 of Junior magazine, and […]
Category: Porn
It Happened On Manhunt: Fun With The Lifeguard
You know I’ll use any excuse to write about Trenton Ducati and/or Trunks 7, the latest installment in Hot House‘s speedo-filled series. Therefore, you can imagine how thrilled I was to dig through the It Happened On Manhunt archives and find this story about sex […]
What Is Wrong With The World?
There are many ways to respond to the question presented in this post’s title, so let me rephrase that—why the fuck is Broke Straight Boys model Kodi not bottoming in this scene? Whether he’s broke and/or straight is up for debate, but the fact of […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Boys of Blake Mason
If you’re not already familiar, Blake Mason is a gay porn site devoted to hot British dudes sucking and fucking. The performers generally fall into the category of twink, jock or the standard guy-next-door type, and their scenes range from super hot to, if we’re […]
Quickie: Konstantino
Konstantino‘s beard makes my butthole twitch. That’s probably more information than you needed to know, but could you imagine those whiskers buried between your cheeks, brushing against your man parts? It would be a heavenly experience! Then again, if you’re not into bushy facial hair, […]
Twink Tank: Jesse Jordan
A few weeks ago, I came across this trailer of Trevor Knight chatting in a public bathroom with a very flexible young man. He was threatening to drop out of school and join the circus, so Trevor did what any reasonable, perverted teacher would do… […]
Watch the Trailer For Paddy O’Brian’s Fucking My Arse!
How has it taken this long for someone to figure out that it’d be a good idea to make a movie about Paddy O’Brian fucking everyone? The gay-for-pay porn star, who’s currently poised for third place on this week’s edition of The Ten, whips out […]
I Felt Compelled To Write About Clayton Archer With Cum Dripping Down His Cheek & Onto His Lips…
One day, when I’m famous for saving the world by blogging about cock, a curious television reporter will ask me, “What are two of your favorite things about gay porn?” At this point, I’ll turn to the camera, flash a flirtatious Carl Hardwick-esque smirk and […]
Drop Everything! Nick Sterling Got Fucked Again.
“Adi Hadad gives Nick Sterling an ass fucking he will never forget, complete with butt smacks and snowballing which result in Adi getting a white hot facial.” If that sentence didn’t just make your dick spontaneously explode, then you clearly aren’t familiar with Nick Sterling’s […]
Quickie: Thomas Bunker
At 19 years-old, Thomas Bunker is still technically a teenager. I’d feel like a creepy old dude for lusting after him, but those hairy legs transform my gay cougar shame into a throbbing, magnificent boner. Truthfully, they’re the entire reason I’m lusting after him. Don’t […]