Since James Huntsman is a gay porn star, I refuse to make a big deal out of him having gay sex in a gay porn scene. Instead, let’s talk about his haircut! It’s different. That’s really all there is to say on the matter. He […]
Category: Porn
Quickie: Joshua
“I’ve got a nice butt hole.” That’s a direct quote from Sean Cody‘s newest model Joshua, in a scene released just days after my best friend and I had a discussion about this topic. I was trying to explain to him that, in working for […]
Antonio Biaggi, Nick Moretti, Luca Bondi & Derrick Hanson’s Bareback Gangbang w/ Patrick O’Connor
It’s interesting to me that this post about a bareback gangbang will receive more negative comments than an entry about two brothers engaging in sexual acts. A handful of you were so quick to point out that we, as a community, have no business judging […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jack Hall
You’re going to flip your shit when you see Jack Hall‘s dick. He’s packing nine thick inches of uncut meat, and they look even more intimidating on his compact frame. I say “intimidating” in the sense that he’d have to be very patient about working […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Jessie Colter’s VERY Loud Moans (And Charlie Harding’s Big Ol’ Cock)
I still feel the need to apologize for the absence of last Saturday’s Cock Buffet column. Even though I had a perfectly good reason for being out of the office, it’s common knowledge that I take my job as a masturbation enabler very seriously. It […]
What Would You Do?: Arnaud Chagall
Here is a list of things I would do with Arnaud Chagall (if he weren’t too busy shoving his dick into a Fleshjack): • Approach him from behind, wrap my arms around him and kiss his neck. • Strip down to our underwear. Make out […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: In Which Jimmy Fanz Gives Colby Jansen A Man-Hug & Then Proceeds To Ride His Dick…
Today I learned about the existence of Colby Jansen. My first instinct is to call him the hottest person I’ve ever seen, but I realize that’d be an unreasonably hyperbolic statement that could cause issues in the comments section. But you know what? He’s kind […]
5 Beautiful Pics of Chris Bines Riding Dick
I ask you, has there ever been a man who looks more perfect bobbing up and down on a hard cock than Chris Bines? The answer is “no”. Let it be known that, as of today, Chris Bines has been crowned the official King of […]
Everything Butt: Conan
It occurred to me back in February that I have a thing for men with neanderthal-like features. Would it be insulting to say Conan fits into that category? His facial expressions are consistently doofy in a way that’s actually quite charming (as far as I’m […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Clothespins
Who hasn’t wanted a guy to attach clothespins to their cock and balls? It’s like a reverse wooden mohawk for your dick. You can even attach some to your nipples. Your lips! Your nose! Some guys like being human laundry. Whenever I’ve watched porn that […]