We interrupt your regularly scheduled Quickie for a thrilling update from the world of fashion. Reliable sources tell us that popular underwear brand Andrew Christian has taken their advertising to the next level by making a sexy video with sexy male models. This is unlike […]
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Woof Alert: Jeff Stronger
If you were strolling through the hardware store and spotted Jeff Stronger across from you, it might not occur to you that this rugged, burly fellow likes to take it up the ass. Truth be told, I was taken aback when I scrolled through this […]
Hot Military Jocks Support Prince Harry By Getting Naked & Saluting Him With Their Rock Hard Cocks
The trailer for this scene between Petty Officer Chris and Private Chris is hilariously awkward in the best way possible. One minute they’re talking about Canada and fetishizing Asian chicks with British accents, the next they’re bumping taints like there’s no tomorrow. As someone who’s […]
Here’s Jonathan Agassi With A Banana Up His Butt.
This is a post about Jonathan Agassi getting fucked by a banana. One of my favorite things to ask gay porn stars is, “What’s the weirdest object that you’ve ever had inside of your ass?” If I ever have the opportunity to ask Jonathan Agassi this […]
Quickie: Toby Hart
I usually don’t copy and paste scene descriptions from gay porn companies, but in the very rare case of someone who looks like Toby Hart, I’m mostly speechless. Here’s what Southern Strokes had to say about the up-and-coming young model, mashed together with limited commentary: […]
Twink Tank: Max Flint
Upon first glance, there is nothing edgy about Max Flint (above left) aside from his tattoos. He is your standard twink. With his slim frame and floppy mane, he wouldn’t look out of place next to Justin Bieber or One Direction on the cover of […]
Manning Carr Is My Spirit Animal
My obsessions come and go. In the particular case of Manning Carr, my obsession is cumming on a site called College Dudes. You might remember this hairy-chested, bearded young beauty as just plain “Manning” from Chaos Men. You might even remember that time he appeared in […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: A Chaos Men Muscle Jock Showdown
Contrary to popular belief, there are models on Chaos Men who aren’t Darius or the various individuals who are fucking Darius at any given point in time. We don’t write about these guys as frequently, because—a) They’re not getting fucked every other day, b) Their butts aren’t […]
Quickie: KAYLAN FALGOUST
Here’s four more reasons why I want to kill Rick Day and wear his body. Ok, that came out way harsh and a little too serial killer-ish. Here are four reasons I want to tie Rick Day up, stuff him in a closet, and wear […]
Is Randy Blue Model Brad Barnes Jerking Off With His Twin Brother Brian, Or Are We Fucking Crazy?
The latest update on Randy Blue features Brad Barnes throwing a football, showering, jerking off and playing with his ass along with a remarkably identical man named “Brian“. There is no mention on the site as to whether Brad has a twin brother (a la […]