Here is a list of things I would do with Chaos Men model Lars (if he doesn’t get too offended when I ask him for Darius‘ phone number): • Painstakingly recreate each frame from his “Serviced” video. • Stop at the moment right before he’s […]
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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Wilfried Knight’s Butt (And Bob Hager’s Face Buried All Up In It)
We hope you don’t mind picking hair out of your teeth, because today’s edition of The Cock Buffet concludes with an epic flip-fuck between Wilfried Knight and Bob Hager. Okay, okay! “Epic” might be a bit of an exaggeration, but you know I’m partial to […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Is David Chase Versatile Performer of The Year? Let’s Explore & Find Out!
We’ve been thinking (for a change)! If we’re taking nominations for 2012’s Hottest Cock Slut and 2012’s “Get Inside Me Now” award, shouldn’t we also have a category for extremely talented versatile performers? You know the ones we’re talking about! They take it as good as […]
Flashback Friday: The Bigger the Better (1984)
If I wasn’t sold on the title alone, 1984’s gay porn classic The Bigger the Better would won me over with its cast. The film stars wildly hung performers Rick Donovan and Matt Ramsey, the latter of whom you might know as straight porn superstar Peter North. […]
Logan Taylor Lied To Me About Retiring From Porn
Nobody ever said, “When I grow up, I want to be the fourth Hottest Cock Slut of 2012.” If you’re not on top, there’s no sense in being on a list of the best bottoms! You want to be the best of the best. You […]
Everything Butt: Paddy O’Brian
We do not spend enough time talking about Paddy O’Brian‘s ass. It’s no secret that the oh-so-popular, gay-for-pay performer has a great dick. We’ve all seen it. We’ve all drooled over it. And we all flipped a shit when we saw it sliding in and […]
Random Question: Why Must “Feminine” Be An Insult?
Feminine. Queen. Girl. What is it about these words that makes some of us tense up when we hear them? Why are they considered insults in some circles of the gay community? These questions have been rolling through my mind ever since The “Real Man” […]
Quickie: Matt Eldracher
Sure, Matt Eldracher is “twinkier” than the average model featured in our Quickie series, but we figured we could get away with that on the same day we wrote about porno pup Josh Long and muscle bear Pete Finland. We’re always thinking about balance here at […]
Woof Alert: Pete Finland
Pete Finland has a rough-around-the-edges “daddy” appeal. He was last seen on this blog fucking an unworthy subject, but today you’re going to get a taste of his versatile side as he gives up his eager hole for fellow muscle bear Tom Colt. Before the […]
Coming Out Month: Michael Lucas
Michael Lucas is a polarizing individual. Some of you might remember our brief feud with his studio. Though we managed to put that in the past—due to his ability to make porn like this, this, this and this—we’re fully aware that some people aren’t able to […]