My dick kept getting hard every time I look at Southern Strokes newcomer Carter, making it virtually impossible to compile my thoughts and write the first sentence of this post. This made me particularly grateful that I work for the sort of blog where I […]
Category: Porn
Christian Wilde Is Still Very Hot.
In the midst of compiling absurdly long recaps of Hunting Season, I failed to realize that I’m basically writing recaps of NakedSword‘s new original series Wilde Road. Here’s what you need to know so far! Dylan Roberts fakes his own death in a swimming pool. Christian […]
Quickie: Mark R.
Mark R. is a perfect blend of classic handsomeness, alternative bad boy charm and rugged “do me” swagger. Of course, when you take into account the way he’s popping that booty like his life depends on it, there’s a pretty good chance you’d be doing […]
Twink Tank: 9 Great Pics of Chance Wylder Posing With Lucas Knight’s Huge Cock (Also, Some Other Stuff)
It’s not exactly clear how I missed Chance Wylder on Next Door Twink last month. Seriously, if I were to make a laundry list of things I go for in a young man (as far as twinks are concerned), he’d fit every single one of […]
Walker Has An Irrational Fear of Double Penetration
“I’ve had a gay threeway… It was mostly just oral, because I didn’t want to bottom… With the two guys, I was afraid of, well, definitely them trying to double penetrate, because that just seems really painful. And they were both pretty big.” This quote […]
Scandal In The Vatican: 6 Mouths, 1 Gigantic Dick
From a studio that filmed biological twin brothers making out and doing it bareback with one another, Bel Ami‘s new flick Scandal In The Vatican doesn’t seem all that scandalous. Sure, ridiculously hung model Trevor Yates is dressed up as a priest, and six younger models dressed […]
Quickie: Ryan Terry
Sometimes we happen upon a dude who is so sexy that we have to check our blog twice to make sure we haven’t written about him before. We don’t want to re-run old pics on your asses! And then we say to ourselves “how did […]
27 Pics of Daniel & Aidan Banging On Sean Cody
I had a grand plan to make a list of 27 ridiculous things I want for my 27th birthday. When I realized this would take up so much time and energy that it’d stop being fun, I opted for a much more sensible option… Besides, […]
Josh Long & Tristan Sterling: A Match Made In My Personal Version of Heaven That Nobody Understands
Most of you understand my obsession with Josh Long. The hairy, 24 year-old newcomer made his debut on Southern Strokes back in April, and now he’s suddenly on every gay porn site in existence. Fans have taken kindly to his scruffy face, untrimmed body hair, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Vinny Castillo
What is it about Vinny Castillo that turns me on SO much? Is it the facial hair? His smile? The stunning piece of meat resting between his thick, fuzzy thighs? Whatever the hell it may be, he’s one of few gay-for-pay porn stars who could […]

