Sequels are rarely as good as the original. Even in the gay porn world, there are times when you wonder why a particular studio would try to recreate something so magical. Sure, Johnny Rapid getting double-penetrated with a nightstick in a prison shower was great […]
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Flashback Friday: 2012′s Sexiest Men From Before 2012
This is the 900th “Best of 2012” list I’ve made this week, so bear with me… As delirious as I am from copying and pasting links, I feel like it’s my duty as a blogger to deliver the top ten Flashback Friday posts of the […]
Carter Jacobs Was On The Naughty List In 2009
If we were to blindly believe the premise of gay porn “reality” site Parole Him, then beefy bitch Carter Jacobs clearly wound up on Santa’s naughty list in 2009. He got arrested for doing who knows what, got into a violent brawl with his parole […]
Everything Butt: The Best Asses of 2012
Gather around, ass cheek connoisseurs! It’s time for our roundup of the year’s top ten Everything Butt posts. Last week, we brought you our picks for the Best Holes of 2012, so you may be wondering how this list is different… The answer is simple! We […]
Quickie: Marc Fitt
He’s a fitness model. That’s right, his name is “Marc Fitt” and he’s a fitness model and personal trainer. I wonder if that’s a ridiculous pseudonym. The good thing about his name is that when he has gay or female clients, they can distract themselves […]
Josh Long: 2012′s Best Human Being
Hi, you guys! It’s Dewitt’s Dick. You might remember me from my posts about Josh Long and the greatest film of all time Men In Sand. Today I am here to talk about Josh Long again, because I just heard a rumor from Dewitt’s brain that […]
Vinny Castillo: 2012′s Most Boner-Worthy Straight Guy
Judging from the popularity of this beloved series and the search engine phrase “Cody Cummings bottoming“, the majority of you only want to see straight guys if they’re doing gay things. Now, I’m with you for the most part, but there was one HUGE exception […]
Quickie: Jake Andrews
You’ve already seen Jake Andrews butt naked and doing dirty things with other men. Why should you get pumped about seeing him model swimwear, undies and jockstraps in a fashion spread for Andrew Christian? Um, I’ll tell you why! Because he’s ridiculously hot. Not to mention, there’s […]
Naughty or Nice: Chris Rockway & Robert Craig
Help! With less than a week before Christmas, I can’t decide which list Chris Rockway and Robert Craig belong on. There’s a “nice” sweetness to the opening section of this trailer for Randy Blue, but then things get very “naughty” toward the end of the […]
The Amateur Hour: College Boy Bed Humper
So apparently I have a fetish for bed humping? This occurred to me after watching Fratmen‘s booty-centric “Humpmaster 3” video. Just to clarify, it’s not the practice of making love to a mattress that turns me on. It’s the idea that, theoretically, my dick could […]